good jokes from correspondents dinner....

I saw her comedy special last month and it was OK. Last night, she was crude but also funny. She had some good lines and some cringey ones that bordered meanness. Huckleberry Sanders was more vulnerable for being a religious nut and lying like a bitch every day as a job.
 
Didn't watch. Seems I didn't miss much.

Oh, and Trump is a coward and poor sport. Add these traits to the long list of negative attributes of the spoiled, asinine, foolish, ungentlemanly blowhard..
 
Micawber said:
Didn't watch. Seems I didn't miss much.

Oh, and Trump is a coward and poor sport. Add these traits to the long list of negative attributes of the spoiled, asinine, foolish, ungentlemanly blowhard..
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Her bit is on YouTube.

It's worth the twenty minutes to watch it.

The looks on the faces of Hunkabutt Sanders and Conjob are worth it alone.
 
PostmodernProphet said:
must not have been much of an event, apparently there was only one funny joke all night.....
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Maybe to a typical humorless sour lemon sucker like you.

I found the following jabs to be quite witty indeed....

"Here we are, the White House correspondents' dinner: Like a porn star says when she's about to have sex with a Trump, let's get this over with."

"There's Kellyanne Conway. Man, she has the perfect last name for what she does: Conway. It's like if my name was Michelle Jokes Frizzy Hair Small Tits."

"You guys gotta stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don't give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. It's like that old saying: If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree? I'm not suggesting she gets hurt — just stuck. Stuck under a tree."

"There's also, of course, Ivanka. She was supposed to be an advocate for women, but it turns out she's about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons. She's done nothing to satisfy women. So, I guess, like father, like daughter."

"She does clean up nice, though. Ivanka cleans up nice. She's the Diaper Genie of the administration. On the outside, she looks sleek but the inside — it's still full of sh*t."

"And, of course, we have Sarah Huckabee Sanders. We're graced with Sarah's presence tonight. I have to say I'm a little starstruck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in 'The Handmaid's Tale.'"

"Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited because I'm not really sure what we're going to get: you know, a press briefing, a bunch of lies, or divided into softball teams. 'It's shirts and skins, and this time, don't be such a little bitch, Jim Acosta.'"

"And I'm never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. You know, is it Sarah Sanders? Is Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Is it Cousin Huckabee? Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what's Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know: Aunt Coulter."

"I actually really like Sarah. I think she's very resourceful. Like, she burns facts, and then she uses the ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like, maybe she's born with it; maybe it's lies. It's probably lies."

:hand:
 
Of course, Nomad only did a cut and paste of selected one-liners. The woman wasn't all that funny. The event is supposed to be a "roast" of the president, but he wasn't there, so Sarah Huckabee Sanders took the brunt of it. It was rude.

Further, if you watch the video, you will have to agree that the response from the audience was, at best, tepid.
 
katzgar said:
she just aimed at a younger crowd which wasnt in the room but on TV. MW was the only performance. I figure whoever booked her was very aware of what they were getting. Dont know if you go on Reddit but language today is very what old farts would call smutty.
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You said before that you are retired and in your seventies ffs.

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Nomad said:
Bullshit.

Those bitches don't deserve the respect average women do.

Those Trumpettes put themselves in the position to be mocked, ridiculed and scorned.

And as you rightie fucktards would say when called out for trashing Michelle Obama and Chelsea Clinton... they are involved in politics so that makes them legitimate targets.

Now quit crying and go change your panties.

Pop in a fresh tampon while you're at it.

Bitch.
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Man you are one truly odious fucker, no wonder you like that vile piss poor excuse for a comedienne.

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