This from the sad loser who has the pathological need to boast about his
imaginary high income and hard partying, jet-ski lifestyle just because he idiotically thinks everyone else is stupid and shallow enough to envy that kind of shit the way he does...
There is no way that you are not Dork Soul.
That sad-ass fuck used to do the same shit.
Wrong on all counts, junior.
1... Retired, collecting SS.
2... Being 63 y/o old, I am obviously not what younger women would consider "hawt" (or whatever term they use nowadays), but I am not unattractive for my age and in my youth, I was quite the good-looking tall, blonde surfer dude. And I had my share of the sweet young things.
3... Though I know you'll refuse to believe it, I am 6'-4" tall.
4... I have almost all of my hair, save for an ever so slightly thinning spot on the top in back.
5... Not married. No kids. No divorce. No alimony. No child support. No settlement. No lonely despair. Happy as a clam with a few good friends and comfortable in my 100% paid for concrete block house on a neat, quiet residential street.
I'm guessing what you described above is your own sad excuse for a life.
Now go stew in your beer soaked redneck hillbilly barbecued hog juices over the reality of how much better off I am than you are.