I think you are hilarious, thinking someone would share personal info on the internet!
When you can't make an argument, you just make shit up about yourself to lend credibility where it doesn't otherwise exist.
You lied about having an adopted child so that people would take your "I care about children" bullshit seriously, because you've given no indication you care about children in any other way, shape, or form.
That's how I know it's a bullshit lie.