Box Office: ‘Melania’ Heads for $8 Million Opening, the Best Showing in a Decade for a Doc

Nice start for the documentary about our stunning, multi-lingual , child advocate First Lady. while leftidiot "critics attack it and her, in their typical classless manner.




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Box Office: ‘Melania’ Heads for $8 Million Opening, the Best Showing in a Decade for a Doc

Melania Trump's new Amazon MGM documentary — the most expensive in history — is even beating out Jason Statham's new action for a third-place finish behind 'Send Help' and 'Iron Lung' after galvanizing older conservative females and earning an A-CinemaScore.

Following a campaign targeting targeting older conservatives that was topped off by Thursday night’s premiere in Washington D.C. attended by President Donald Trump and packed with his acolytes, the first lady’s documentary Melania is opening to the best numbers in a decade for a documentary with a better-than-expected $8 million or more.

If that sunny forecast holds, the film will come in No. 3 behind fellow newcomers Send Help and Iron Lung after icing out Jason Statham’s new action pic, Shelter. No one saw that coming, with many suggesting Melania was a bomb before it even opened based on empty, or nearly empty, seat maps in cinemas across the country. The pic is galvanizing conservatives in the South and South-central part of the country, and specifically older females over the age of 55, who made up 72 percent of the opening-day audience. And a stunning 78 percent of all ticket buyers were 55 and older.







Opening, and given the resources, Trump probably had Musk buy thousands of tickets, two weeks from now it will die quickly on streaming
 
There are 9 Million people in London. Guess how many tickets sold in the entire city!

THREE! LOLOL. 😁😅🤣😂🤪😜😛

Malaria is nothing but a whore who Epstein fucked and passed around before she sank her whore claws into fat Donnie.

Can you imagine how horrible it must be to have to let Donnie hurl his nasty stench-filled whale like body on to her? It's almost not worth the money. Good thing her standards are so low!

3 Tickets in ALL of London. At least those 3 got good seats to see an evil where up close!
you want don-don.
 
Bait and switch

That Reuben Vestugui scumbag who was shopping around to find a baby he could rape and kill was as anti abortion as any of these assholes get

I guess they want to breed babies for their future “entertainment”

The churches thought he was the future of the Republican party

He wasnt

There were already pedophiles everywhere in the party

He is and was the Republican Party past and future
abortion up until and after birth are how the Democrats cooperate.

look, free baby.
 
There is no way she or any other MAGAT will ever acknowledge that last bit, my dear. But it's good to have hope, I suppose.

As far as not quoting when replying to people on this discussion forum, it's her passive-aggressive way of pretending that those people are not worthy of having her directly quote them. In other words, it's a loser's way of trying to diminish others in order to inflate herself. She seems incapable of realizing that doing this just makes her look unhinged, as well as too lazy to properly use the forum's features. Anyone popping in here and scrolling through a spirited discussion and seeing her bizarre comments unconnected to anything gets the impression that her egg is cracked. lol
Is this ^ the first meltdown by Foul this morning?
 
Mr Tiny Penis is a lost cause, but if anyone has a lead so Lurchy can get a job, we could all get a respite from all the hate he is now spewing. Bussboy, protest organizer, cat walker, anything to keep him away from the keyboard and calm him down would be great.
PLEASE send him a DM and a ticket to the film.
 
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There are wealthy right-wingers who buy lots of poorly written right-wing books to put them on the best-sellers list. They bought tons of tickets for this fiasco. Empty shows were shown as sold out. This movie hit 6 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. It is a terrible movie designed to make Melania richer.
Nordie. How did you like it?
 
There are 9 Million people in London. Guess how many tickets sold in the entire city!

THREE! LOLOL. 😁😅🤣😂🤪😜😛

Malaria is nothing but a whore who Epstein fucked and passed around before she sank her whore claws into fat Donnie.

Can you imagine how horrible it must be to have to let Donnie hurl his nasty stench-filled whale like body on to her? It's almost not worth the money. Good thing her standards are so low!

3 Tickets in ALL of London. At least those 3 got good seats to see an evil where up close!
Hilarious, as usual lurchy is jerking off to fake news. He saw a clickbait story like so many others that idiots like him thought was true. Of course Lurchy struggles with reading more than two sentences so he probably didn't know that the story was about how few tickets were sold five or six days prior to the release. He probably also didn't know that these two little shit hole theaters mentioned were massive places with a total of 25 seats. The first showing had 24 of the 25 seats filled. My guess? That empty seat was some TDS libtard that bought it just to keep it empty.

Hopefully Lurchy got what he needed, a nice dose of libtard dope. I think he really needs it these days, he's clearly losing his mind. I keep trying to help, I'll do the same this time and leave him with a touching message.

Trump loves you Lurchy.
 

Do we need to talk about Rueben Verstgui again?

He was on a secret child porn chat site with other Republicans talking about how much he dreamed of wanting to tape and kill a baby

He was very anti Abortion

Republican leaders called him the future of their party
What?
 
Hilarious, as usual lurchy is jerking off to fake news. He saw a clickbait story like so many others that idiots like him thought was true. Of course Lurchy struggles with reading more than two sentences so he probably didn't know that the story was about how few tickets were sold five or six days prior to the release. He probably also didn't know that these two little shit hole theaters mentioned were massive places with a total of 25 seats. The first showing had 24 of the 25 seats filled. My guess? That empty seat was some TDS libtard that bought it just to keep it empty.

Hopefully Lurchy got what he needed, a nice dose of libtard dope. I think he really needs it these days, he's clearly losing his mind. I keep trying to help, I'll do the same this time and leave him with a touching message.

Trump loves you Lurchy.
How many tickets did you buy?


You seem to think it was a wonder movie

Have you seen it?
 
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