Jimmy Kimmel tears Sean Insannity a new one

Mike Obama muscled her way into politics, so he's fair game.

Wow, you sound confused. But, anybody who swallows this bullshit surely can't be real smart.

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Brilliant remark. Kimmel is a comedian. He does not want you to take him seriously . He wants you to take him humorously. But of course you are totally unaware of the long history of political humor in america, Dark Hole not understanding again.

You're actually denying that Kimmel isn't pontificating on his show?
 

Jimmy Kimmel had strong words for Sean Hannity on Thursday after the Fox News host slammed Kimmel and unleashed the conservative outrage machine on him.

On Wednesday night, Sean Hannity spent a portion of his show going after Jimmy Kimmel for what Kimmel said about Melania Trump on Monday. Kimmel made fun of Melania’s performance reading to children at the White House’s Easter Egg Roll — specifically her pronunciation of “this and that,” which sounded more like “dees and dat.”

“About dees and dat. Guillermo, you realize what this means?” Kimmel said to his sidekick Guillermo Rodriguez on Monday. “You could be first lady of the United States.”

On Wednesday, Hannity played that clip and referred to Kimmel as “a– clown Kimmel,” going off on a tirade about respect and how you shouldn’t make fun of the accent of an immigrant. And so Kimmel fired back on Thursday night.

“I woke up this morning, early. I did two hours of Pilates as I do every morning. I shampooed, I condished. And then I open my computer and find out I’m at war with Sean Hannity and Fox News. Who by the way I thought were my “and Friends,” Fox, but they are not, it turns out. Because there is nothing important going on in the country right now, Sean Hannity and his fellow Fox News ‘people’ spent a lot of time talking about me today,” Kimmel said, doing finger quotes when he said “people.”

After playing the clip of Hannity being outraged by his joke at Melania Trump’s expense, Kimmel came back with his own set of harsh owns for Hannity.

“This is the guy who defended the multiply-alleged pedophile Roy Moore,” Kimmel said. “And I’m a despicable disgrace. I’m the a– clown. Here’s the thing. If I’m an a– clown, and I might very well be, you, Sean, are the whole a– circus. You’re the juggler, you’re the trapeze artist, you are the a– lion tamer and the a– human cannonball all jammed into one little car. You are the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey of A– Clownsmanship.”

Kimmel also had to note the irony of Hannity getting mad at a joke about an immigrant, and how Hannity hasn’t been all that upset at certain others being allegedly disrespectful to Melania, like Donald Trump himself.

“But I do want to say, I appreciate how compassionate you’ve suddenly become to the plight of immigrants in this country over the last 24 hours. You know what I think is disrespectful to the First Lady? Cheating on her with a porn star after she has a baby. Why don’t you rant a little about that Sean Hannity?” Kimmel said.

another loss for the left....../yawn.....
 
Squawk! Black robes!

Went from "she can't defend herself" to "beneath her dignity". Damn funny.

Whatever dignity she once had, it was stolen by her fatass, porn star-fucking husband.

Save your false outrage for an incident that really deserves outrage, punk. Until then, best for idiots like you to shut the fuck up and quit making public fools of yourselves.
 
Hey libtard! This is from your other thread where you were too chickenshit to get replies from other posters who might disagree with your sorry leftist ass...
Wow, you sound confused. But, anybody who swallows this bullshit surely can't be real smart.
So, how many "guard towers" would you need along 1,000 miles of the southern border?
If you put a "guard tower" every 100 yards, you'd need 17,000 "guard towers".
I guess you weren't smart enough to figure that on your own, huh Gomer.
Why would you need a tower every hundred yards? With that many, each manned tower would only have to cover 50 yards to the left or right of the tower. (And that's not including the almost unlimited distance to the south and southwest.) Trained guards can hit invaders at a much longer distance than a mere 50 yards. A tower every 100 yards is simply "over-kill".
I guess you weren't smart enough to figure that out on your own, eh Goober.
 
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She can't defend herself, as I further explained, because it is beneath her dignity. Why is that so difficult for you to understand?

lol

Because it's not true, bitch. She has as much access, even more, to the media than almost anyone.

She married beneath her dignity, Rufus. Where's your outrage about the pussy-grabbing, porn star-fucker?
 
lol

Because it's not true, bitch. She has as much access, even more, to the media than almost anyone.

She married beneath her dignity, Rufus. Where's your outrage about the pussy-grabbing, porn star-fucker?

Your inability to understand and carry on a cognizant conversation, is it genetic or merely TDS?
 
If Kimmel's is goin to get on TV and attack the FLOTUS, the previous FLOTUS should also get the same press since she looks like a cross between a man and a monkey.
 
If Kimmel's is goin to get on TV and attack the FLOTUS, the previous FLOTUS should also get the same press since she looks like a cross between a man and a monkey.

Should? She did for 8 long years (and then some) and she ignored it with grace and manners, unlike the petulant man child who couldn't ignore a slight if Melania's life depended on it.
 
If Kimmel's is goin to get on TV and attack the FLOTUS, the previous FLOTUS should also get the same press since she looks like a cross between a man and a monkey.

No wonder we have to export our "way of life" through violence and militarism.

"My FLOTUS is prettier than your FLOTUS so there" is a hell of a political system.
 
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