Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

you are a lost dude.

Wasn't that passage from the book of "Dude a romney"?

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Let me check my "way back" secret decoder watch.......it says its 4/25/2018. Am I "left alone"? :innocent: Any time someone claims they know the day and the hour of some supposed RAPTURE....clearly they know more than the Christ Himself. "But of that day and hour no man knows, not even the angels of heaven, BUT MY FATHER ONLY." -- Matthew 24:36

Will this stop the quacks and the cults from claiming such nonsense in the future? Of course not....these false prophets will populate the entirety of the "LAST DAYS OF MANKIND" as they historically have since the Christ uttered, "It is finished" as He took His last mortal breath on the cross and ushered in the LAST DAYS OF MANKIND with the final covenant between man and God, the New Testament Covenant of Grace, the kingdom of God on earth, The New Testament church which tore down the middle wall that separated the Jews and the Greeks (gentiles)......the OLD LAW of Moses and made of the 2... one nation, one chosen, one called out peoples of the world....CHRISTIANS that can look forward to the last and final promise of Father God to Abraham....to multiply his descendants around the world.

Some refuse to see the forest because of the trees....its a simple truth, clear and unambiguous. "For there is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female, for you are all one in Christ; and if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise." -- Col. 3:26-29 That Kingdom some are looking toward the future to see......has been on earth now FOR OVER 2000 YEARS.....with Jesus the Christ sitting in reign on king David's throne at the right hand of the Father in heaven, until such time as the enemies of righteousness have been defeated. Then it will be over in the "blink" of an eye...without warning, then comes the judgement....based upon the revelations found in the inspired word of God as delivered by Christ Jesus, its those words that will judge everyone on THAT DAY. He is not called THE WORD void of good reason.

"He who reject Me (Jesus), AND DOES NOT RECEIVE MY WORDS, has that which judges him---THE WORD THAT I HAVE SPOKEN WILL JUDGE HIM ON THE LAST DAY." -- John 12:48
 
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It's an abusive choice. It's like telling a woman "love me or I'll beat the shit out of you", except LITERALLY times infinity.

There you go again blaming someone else for you making a bad choice.

You making a bad choice isn't God doing that to you but you choosing to do that to yourself.
 
There you go again blaming someone else for you making a bad choice.

You making a bad choice isn't God doing that to you but you choosing to do that to yourself.

Why give us the choice if he's going to punish us for exercising it though?
 
I'm not a dude..


You don't have to reject education to be a Christian.

Perhaps, but you will be required to reject many things you learn, such as God's existence lacking any scientific basis, that evolution is the best scientific explanation for the diversity of forms,
that most stories in the bible are impossible, that the Bible countenances slavery, stoning, rape, animal sacrifices, killing of one's children to atone or appease a God who is possessed of
Trump-like personality defects, that women are transferable as currency or cattle, that cloven hoofed mammals taste delicious when cured and smoked with applewood.....etc...
 
the good book

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/




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Mark of the goyim bible

Jesus falsely prophesies that the end of the world will come within his listeners' lifetimes. 9:1


Jesus shows that he is a false prophet by predicting his return and the end of the world within the lifetime of his listeners. 13:30
 
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Why give us the choice if he's going to punish us for exercising it though?

maybe he figured the ones worth keeping would be smart enough to make the right choice.......its like the farmer giving you a choice to be a weed or a vegetable.......now you're pissed because when you said weed you didn't know you would get hoed......
 
Another embarrassment day for religion. Jesus was supposed to reemerge, what, 365 x 2000 instances and has failed to show every time.
Not a peep.
 

about the author....
Still, I am not completely uneducated. I have a B.S. in Botany and a more than 50 semester hours of graduate credit in Chemistry and Mathematics, with 20 years of experience as an industrial statistician. And although I am not a Bible scholar, I have spent many years studying the Bible, and I rely on and cite the work of scholars, updating the SAB with the most recent and best information available.

why do all your sources know nothing about theology?......
 
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Another embarrassment day for religion. Jesus was supposed to reemerge, what, 365 x 2000 instances and has failed to show every time.
Not a peep.

The only one embarrassed is the person claiming he could know when it will happen.

He hasn't failed to show once if you actually understand what the Bible says about who knows and doesn't know when it will happen.
 
The only one embarrassed is the person claiming he could know when it will happen.

He hasn't failed to show once if you actually understand what the Bible says about who knows and doesn't know when it will happen.

Revelation tells you exactly when it will happen... soon, within a generation which is 40 years all thru the Bible.
 
Perhaps, but you will be required to reject many things you learn, such as God's existence lacking any scientific basis, that evolution is the best scientific explanation for the diversity of forms,
that most stories in the bible are impossible, that the Bible countenances slavery, stoning, rape, animal sacrifices, killing of one's children to atone or appease a God who is possessed of
Trump-like personality defects, that women are transferable as currency or cattle, that cloven hoofed mammals taste delicious when cured and smoked with applewood.....etc...

You 're preaching to the choir.
 
Same reason you have a choice whether or not rob a bank. Are you saying bank robbers shouldn't be punished for doing that?

Robbing a bank is a malicious act, plus there are a myriad of other ways to make money. What a terrible analogy.
 
Perhaps, but you will be required to reject many things you learn, such as God's existence lacking any scientific basis, that evolution is the best scientific explanation for the diversity of forms,
that most stories in the bible are impossible, that the Bible countenances slavery, stoning, rape, animal sacrifices, killing of one's children to atone or appease a God who is possessed of
Trump-like personality defects, that women are transferable as currency or cattle, that cloven hoofed mammals taste delicious when cured and smoked with applewood.....etc...

Evolution is at best "pseudo science" as its based upon philosophy rather than facts of science. There is no fossil record of anything, ever, EVOLVING from one species to another, just as there is no evidence of life, ever having the capacity to evolve from dead matter. Simply because the BIBLE reveals a true history, the good, the bad and even the ugly over the chronological history of the Jewish faith does not indicate that God ever endorsed anything other than righteousness and justice. For example...the slavery mentioned in the Bible was a form of imprisonment for the enemies of the nomadic tribes of Israel. Rather than place someone to death they would allow them to become slaves, eventually earning their way into Jewish society.....or slavery was indorsed for proven crimes. They had no prisons the way Modern America makes slaves or indentured servants of those charged and convicted with crimes today....slavery in one form or another has been in existence for countless generations. And the United States has the greatest population of indentured servants that are wards of the STATE (the prison system) than any other nation on earth.

As far as the sacrifice or killing of Children.....no child has ever been sacrificed by the God of the Holy Scriptures. The reason that God told the Jewish kings to kill or wipeout entire tribes of the enemy was for the reason of JUSTICE. Those same enemies were guilty of sacrificing (burning at the stake) their own children or the children they had stolen from tribes such as Israel, sacrificing them to false pagan gods....like Baal. It was better for those children to die as infants and find eternal salvation by the Laws of God then in effect than have them grow into adults and become brainwashed into the cults of paganism where their enteral souls would be lost forever.

Simply deny that the modern day form of slavery by the state is not the prison system. Not one of those individuals have willingly given up their freedoms to become wards of the state...a rose by any other name.

As far as you charging the God of Scriptures of condoning RAPE....that's due to your parroting of ignorant individuals that take certain passages out of context when the explanation exists in other parts of the scriptures. As was said...simply because there is true history of that time period does not make everything mentioned in that history as an endorsement by God.

The passage that is often misused to charge the Jews of the Bible with condoning RAPE is found in the Book of Numbers 31:25-40. This passage states that some 32 women were taken by the Jews and given over to the priests to be held responsible. Some.....fill in lines that are not there and conclude that the priests used these females for sexual pleasure. All one need to do to find the truth of what happened to those 32 women is read the passage that tells you. (Deut. 21:10-14) there Moses is specifically declaring what is to be done with captured females. If you desire one of the captured females.....you must MARRY her....legally under the Jewish Laws, of course after a proper period of having her adjust to her surroundings, "When you go out to war.....and you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and desire her and would make her your wife.......then you shall bring her home to your house....shave her head, trim her nails....she shall put off the clothes of her captivity, remain in your house and mourn her father and mother (her former family most likely killed in battle) for a full month...after that you may go to her and be her husband....and she shall be your wife."

The God of the Holy Scriptures never condoned any type of sex outside the bonds of marriage...especially rape.
 
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Evolution is at best "pseudo science" as its based upon philosophy rather than facts of science. There is no fossil record of anything, ever, EVOLVING from one species to another, just as there is no evidence of life, ever having the capacity to evolve from dead matter. Simply because the BIBLE reveals a true history, the good, the bad and even the ugly over the chronological history of the Jewish faith does not indicate that God ever endorsed anything other than righteousness and justice.

Your understanding of Evolution seems to be, sadly, uninformed. If you did, you would know EXACTLY why we don't have a fossil record of a species jump. Evolution happens much slower than that, with minor changes over time. But we do have a fossil record of our ancestors.
 
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