good jokes from correspondents dinner....

Havana Moon said:
Well if you'd bothered to follow the thread first, you wouldn't look like such an idiot.
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I just followed back at what you posted and you decided to be a prick about it. Are you ignorant enough to believe that a poster has to read EACH AND EVERY post in a thread before responding to a post at the top of the last page? I take it you're female.
 
BodyDouble said:
I just followed back at what you posted and you decided to be a prick about it. Are you ignorant enough to believe that a poster has to read EACH AND EVERY post in a thread before responding to a post at the top of the last page? I take it you're female.
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Fuck me rigid, are you?

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Controlled Opposition said:
Of course, Nomad only did a cut and paste of selected one-liners. The woman wasn't all that funny. The event is supposed to be a "roast" of the president, but he wasn't there, so Sarah Huckabee Sanders took the brunt of it. It was rude.

Further, if you watch the video, you will have to agree that the response from the audience was, at best, tepid.
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Bullshit. I don't have to agree with squat.

From what I saw they were reacting the same way they always react at those affairs.... the people who were getting skewered sat there either trying their best to look like good sports or they sat there expressionless trying to let the moment pass and the attention was turned to someone else.

In Hunkabutt Sanders' case, she made dirty looks and eyerolls.

Everyone else was laugh and enjoying it.
 
Havana Moon said:
Well if you'd bothered to follow the thread first, you wouldn't look like such an idiot.
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If you actually possessed a normal level of reading comprehension skills and bothered to read the exact wording of 12b, you wouldn't look like such an idiot either and maybe you'd understand that a general use of the term pedophile that is not directed or implied towards another JPP member(s) is not considered a violation.

If you go back and read the post you're claiming violated the rule, it's impossible to tell who the stinking lowlife shitbag in question was referring to.
 
Nomad said:
If you actually possessed a normal level of reading comprehension skills and bothered to read the exact wording of 12b, you wouldn't look like such an idiot either and maybe you'd understand that a general use of the term pedophile that is not directed or implied towards another JPP member(s) is not considered a violation.

If you go back and read the post you're claiming violated the rule, it's impossible to tell who the stinking lowlife shitbag in question was referring to.
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Not for you to say, now is it?

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the reason they have comedians at those dinners is to offset presidential bullshit. trump was invited to peak his mind and went to his safe space instead. trump is a pussy.
 
katzgar said:
the reason they have comedians at those dinners is to offset presidential bullshit. trump was invited to peak his mind and went to his safe space instead. trump is a pussy.
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Another one of her great lines of the evening was that she wanted to grab Trump and drag him kicking and screaming to the event, but apparently Trump is the one pussy you can't grab.
 
Jarod said:
That was not an issue, we didn’t have the TV on last night. I don’t let her listen to Trump.

Funny how you’re offended when it’s a comedian, but love it when it’s the president.
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I am not offended. She didn’t offend me. As I said before. First rule of comedy is be funny. She embarrassed herself attacking someone who couldn’t respond
 
SOmad said:
Maybe to a typical humorless sour lemon sucker like you.

I found the following jabs to be quite witty indeed....

"Here we are, the White House correspondents' dinner: Like a porn star says when she's about to have sex with a Trump, let's get this over with."

"There's Kellyanne Conway. Man, she has the perfect last name for what she does: Conway. It's like if my name was Michelle Jokes Frizzy Hair Small Tits."

"You guys gotta stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don't give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. It's like that old saying: If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree? I'm not suggesting she gets hurt — just stuck. Stuck under a tree."

"There's also, of course, Ivanka. She was supposed to be an advocate for women, but it turns out she's about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons. She's done nothing to satisfy women. So, I guess, like father, like daughter."

"She does clean up nice, though. Ivanka cleans up nice. She's the Diaper Genie of the administration. On the outside, she looks sleek but the inside — it's still full of sh*t."

"And, of course, we have Sarah Huckabee Sanders. We're graced with Sarah's presence tonight. I have to say I'm a little starstruck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in 'The Handmaid's Tale.'"

"Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited because I'm not really sure what we're going to get: you know, a press briefing, a bunch of lies, or divided into softball teams. 'It's shirts and skins, and this time, don't be such a little bitch, Jim Acosta.'"

"And I'm never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. You know, is it Sarah Sanders? Is Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Is it Cousin Huckabee? Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what's Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Oh, I know: Aunt Coulter."

"I actually really like Sarah. I think she's very resourceful. Like, she burns facts, and then she uses the ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like, maybe she's born with it; maybe it's lies. It's probably lies."

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Not very funny; but if you are a moron with a severe case of TDS, then yes, idiots will laugh at this tripe. :rofl2:
 
Havana Moon said:
Not for you to say, now is it?
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It's certainly not my final judgement to make as far as whether or not to enforce a ban is concerned, but anyone with an ounce of brains can read the rule and determine whether a given post violates it is not.

Apparently, you don't measure up to the minimum brain requirement, so just relax and let those of us who do worry about it.

You just sit in the corner and play with your little toy phone.

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I Love America said:
I am not offended. She didn’t offend me. As I said before. First rule of comedy is be funny. She embarrassed herself attacking someone who couldn’t respond
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Hey dumbass, that's the way it is EVERY FUCKING YEAR when they hold this event. That's the way it ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

How fucking low has supporting Trump dragged down the intelligence level of you morons anyway????
 
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