<gets out canister of Toxic Attention Whore Bacon Bits Treatz>Here, little cur, here girl! That's good. Sit right there. Dammit stop piddling yourself when I speak to you! WTF is wrong with you? Never mind, you'll lick it up later like you always do.
Quite the holy day you've had here so far, endlessly discussing your favorite obsession -- me. You and Moron and that Pimp guy are great Xtian examples for the rest of us! Well, for those of us who can easily see that your religion is just something you brag about and use to slap others around with, but don't really practice.
That's all. Go back to your endless and unheeded barking, eating Angry Bird's vomit, and scooching your butt all over the carpet.</attention>