"Alexandria O. Cortez reminds me of the story about a post turtle. What’s a post turtle you might ask? Well, a post turtle is like “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top; that’s a post turtle. You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of fool put him up there to begin with.” And that, boys and girls, is a post turtle." ~Author Unknown 
