Poor Jack. Talk about seeking attention...
Red Team Leader Grind ... Missing in Action,
- Thread starter Jack
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I don't think anyone is a good enough actor not to let colorful traits like his slip under anonymity. He claimed he could pull it off though and make all buddy buddy with Dutch Uncle.
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
Jack is proof that a mind divided, cannot stand......
Who cares.....talk to me about how right and how wrong Jack is.
Well now that is a bad sign.
So I see:
According to sources, one local citizen has discovered a way around the mask mandate: walking around slowly eating a bag of Cheetos the entire day.
"Hey, I can't wear a mask when I'm eating, right?" said Grind, local genius and snack enthusiast. "I've slowed my snacking to a snail's pace, slowly bringing the Cheeto to my mouth and then chewing it for about 10 minutes. I've managed to stretch out one bag for 12 hours. No mask!"
DEMOCRAT regulators are panicking as they desperately struggle to find a way to close the "Cheetos loophole." The mayor of Boston has said he plans to announce a temporary moratorium on public snacking. Leftist legislators are also drafting legislation to ban Cheetos forever.
"We must stop this menace before it's too late," said Mayor Marty Walsh . "SCIENCE has spoken and science will have the last word. I will not rest until this deadly plague of wanton snacking is defeated!"
Grind has a backup plan. If his town bans Cheeto snacking, he will simply walk around all day with a Starbucks cup to his lips.
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-slowly-eats-bag-of-cheetos-all-day-so-he-wont-have-to-wear-a-mask
Tranquillus in Exile
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I think it's more a case of starting a new Tradition - having an utterly incompetent, pig-ignorant liar as POTUS.
Some have had a shot at it in the past, but they weren't in the same class as this one.
I have to agree. Trump is one of a kind.