The whole Hogg: wokester bails on copycat pillow company

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"THERE I WAS..." :laugh:


The writing has been on the wall for months, and I suppose David Hogg finally decided to read it because the 20-year-old activist who sought out to prove that “progressives can make a better pillow, run a better business and help make the world a better place while doing it” has decided to leave his start-up competitor to Mike Lindell’s MyPillow.

Hogg made the announcement on Twitter.

“A couple weeks ago, a very spontaneous interaction over Twitter between me and William LeGate led to us trying to start a progressive pillow company,” he said, though actually it was a couple of months ago. “The goal was and still is to create a great pillow that is sustainably produced in domestic unionized factories and have a percentage of those profits benefit progressive social causes. We were met with immediate and overwhelming support. But I soon realized that given my activism, schoolwork, and family commitments, I could not give 100% to being a full time co-founder at Good Pillow.”

Though, as it was clear to anyone who was paying attention as Hogg tried to launch his pillow company, the endeavor was plagued from the start, even though Hogg seemingly gave it all his attention. He made public pleas for ideas and suggestions that felt more like desperate cries for help than legitimate crowdsourcing. Hogg’s partner made a public appeal for a “top tier” graphic designer to design the company’s logo. He offered a mere $200 and demanded the logo in less than two hours so it could be featured in the Washington Post‘s feature story, which was published February 9.

More LULZ @ link:

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2021/04/11/david-hogg-says-goodbye-to-the-pillow-company-he-tried-to-create-n1439007
 
I have kids in college still so allow me to translate, I speak prog/fascist:

“A couple weeks ago, a very spontaneous interaction over Twitter between me and William LeGate led to us trying to start a progressive pillow company,”

I was smoking a joint while my boyfriend was blowing me and some dude on twitter caught me by surprise. I regretted it the next day.

“The goal was and still is to create a great pillow that is sustainably produced in domestic unionized factories and have a percentage of those profits benefit progressive social causes.

We thought the government would throw piles of cash at us...it didn't.

We were met with immediate and overwhelming support.

About 150 neckbeards on twatter liked the post.

But I soon realized that given my activism, schoolwork, and family commitments, I could not give 100% to being a full time co-founder at Good Pillow.”

Call of Duty doesn't play itself you know.
 
I have kids in college still so allow me to translate, I speak prog/fascist:



I was smoking a joint while my boyfriend was blowing me and some dude on twitter caught me by surprise. I regretted it the next day.



We thought the government would throw piles of cash at us...it didn't.



About 150 neckbeards on twatter liked the post.



Call of Duty doesn't play itself you know.

Thread.
 
It was like being forced to watch a train wreck, but the media gave the struggling company a ton of free publicity—publicity most companies, particularly start-ups, could only dream about.

The day after the Washington Post published the feature story on Hogg’s pillow company, Newsweek published an article that gloated over the fact that Good Pillow “already has more Twitter followers than MyPillow ever did,” and reported that potential buyers “should be able to purchase the items in around a month.”

That never happened, of course, and with the exception of a few tweets related to Hogg’s departure from the company, the Good Pillow Twitter account has been dormant since February.

But the biggest mistake Hogg’s pillow company made was announcing its brand name without trademarking it.

According to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office database, “Good Pillow” was registered as a trademark the day after the company’s big feature in the Washington Post… by someone unconnected to the company.

:rofl2:



https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2021/04/11/david-hogg-says-goodbye-to-the-pillow-company-he-tried-to-create-n1439007
 
And just as I was looking forward to seeing that scrawny little shit on MSNBC hugging a tiny little pillow.
 
Maybe me can make his pillow shaped like a skinny young man. I'm sure that will sell like hotcakes with that crowd.
 
I have kids in college still so allow me to translate, I speak prog/fascist:



I was smoking a joint while my boyfriend was blowing me and some dude on twitter caught me by surprise. I regretted it the next day.



We thought the government would throw piles of cash at us...it didn't.



About 150 neckbeards on twatter liked the post.

Call of Duty doesn't play itself you know.

You left out the most important fail of all....

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How can you run your company when the coffee shop with free wi fi is closed like forever?
 
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