Counting you, it's 1501.
1,500 Species Practice Homosexuality
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Counting you, it's 1501.
Matt Dillon
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Matt Dillon
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Still want me to eat your dick? My knife is ready. It's so sharp I can just flick it and your pecker will fall off. Ready fer teh eatin's
What you do from there is on you. I would recommend gelding and stemming the blood flow.
You're really into this I see. I'm not even surprised enough to blink. Sure, cut off my dick with the plastic spork you smuggled from your assisted care facility. Eat it. Peppers and onions. Something something.
You're a fucking loser, Matt.
A dog will hump its brother and fuck its mother! Its normal, there is not gay dogs or mother fucking dogs. They do not comprehend they are humping a male or fucking their Mom..People would comprehend that! A dog will hump and fuck ANYTHING brother mother sister and it would be normal...so should people do the same?
My God u people are idiots to compare dogs to people
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Sirthinksalot
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Good news for you, since you can't convince a human of any gender to have sex with you.
You are very nasty about gays. That is generally a sign of someone who has solid gay desires and is trying to cover it up with bluster. Yes, gays are just normal people. It is you who are not.
Right on cue...its the .. well u must be gay card
Some humans practice cannibalism...would u call that normal because a ""few"" humans do it along with wild animals or would u call it sick and abnormal
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You're not going to be happy or your best self until you resolve your internal conflict and come out as gay and live your best life
I'm going to keep repeating this until you get it until you come out and come to terms with being gay you're just going to be the kind of disgusting vile person you are
Jerry Mathers
Was it me?
you're way dumber than him.
Jerry Mathers
Was it me?
so go be gay. nobody's stopping you.
Jerry Mathers
Was it me?
critical gay theory perpetuates gayness.
Thank you very much indeed , Katzguts, for posting that interesting link to the article on homosexuality across the species in the animal kingdom. I am very interested in the subject myself, and I have in fact, conducted some recent experiments into the prevalence of homosexuality among non-human animal species. Here is a very brief precis of some recent research work I conducted and what conclusions I was able to draw...
About two years ago, I temporarily relocated to a small town the South Australian outback, and I soon discovered there are always lots of flies about, they're called "bush flies" One evening I noticed something very odd. I was in my bedroom playing one of my favorite "Village People" greatest hits albums, just layin' down some funk and dancing a little Electric Boogaloo. I was having fun, so I cranked up the volume a bit and then, just as "Y.M.C.A." started playing, a heap of bush flies invaded my bedroom. I though "Shit, how'd all you little bastards get in ?" Then I remembered that I had forgotten to close the fly- screen on the back door of the house earlier in the evening. So I went straight out of my room and closed it.
When I got back to my bedroom, "Y.M.C.A." was still playing and the bush flies seemed - strangely - to be moving together through the air in a "choreographed" manner. It looked like they were performing some kind of "line dance"- (like Mayor Jacob Frey does in Minneapolis with the Black sisters, whenever he spots a CNN camera crew nearby). I thought. "How unusual, I've never seen bush flies move around like that." The next track to come on was the classic hit, "Macho Man." This seemed to have an immediate effect on the flies who were whipped into a frenzy; they started getting very funky - bumping and grinding, crashing into each other, etc. And then, before the track had finished, some began falling down on the floor of my room in pairs, or rather "couplets" of one fly attached/bonded to another. "Whatever next ?," I thought. I'd estimated that about half of the flies that were in the room had dropped down in these pairs. Being naturally curious, I took my large "Sherlock Holmes" style magnifying glass from the drawer in my desk and crouched down to take a closer look at the "bonded" pairs of flies that we scattered over the quilt of my bed and across the floor of the room...
When I looked through the magnifying glass, I was interested to discover that all of these pairs of flies were males.( I captured some of the bush flies that were still buzzing around in the air in my room, and sure enough, they were all females, with tiny breasts and female genitalia). However what absolutely astonished me - as I held my magnifying glass closer to each of the pairs of flies who had fallen out of the air - was that most of them were engaged in anal sex. As I held the magnifying glass ever closer, I could distinctly see what I presume were the dominant flies butt-holing their submissive sex partner in a "doggy style" attitude. If that were not enough of a surprise, I discovered that some other male fly couples were involved in oral sex, there was no doubt about (I even observed one of these gay bush flies give its partner a "facial").
So that was one interesting investigation I undertook, that suggested to me homosexuality was not limited to human beings. Here briefly is a second observation I noted, more recently.
After I left my residence in South Australia, I was transferred by my employer to an entirely different setting. This time I was moved to a small country town, called "Malanda", in the Atherton Tableland which in located in the far north of the Australian state of Queensland. The Atherton Tableland is renowned for its expanses of natural rainforest, which are home to a very rich variety of unique plant and animal life. Shortly after I arrived at Malanda, on of the local residents told me that rainforest bordering the town, was famous for the large number and diverse range of exotic frogs it contains. Recalling my experience with the flies in South Australia, I decided to perform a similar experiment, only this time using the local rainforest frogs.
There is a largish clearing in the middle of the Malanda rainforest that was made for tourists. Tourists who have been walking along the trails in the rainforest, seeing the sights, can rest here and have lunch, there are benches to sit at, fresh water fountains, restrooms and so on. This clearing is about three -quarters of a acre in size and covered with grass that is regularly cut by the local Council. One afternoon. I trekked through the rainforest to the cleared area. Outside of school holidays, there is rarely anyone there as Malanda is a remote settlement, a long way from the nearest big city, and as I expected, the there was no one about.
I sat down at one of the large public tables and put the "ghetto blaster" I was carrying on the table top. I had a compilation disc of Lady Ga Ga's hits in my carry bag and I put it in the "ghetto blaster". I pressed "play" and cranked up the volume. I think I sat there for at least three-quarters of an hour, the sun was starting to set, I thought . "Well it doesn't look like anything's likely to happen today. I'd better pack up and head home as I don't want to have to walk along the rainforest trails to get out in the dark." Just as I was thinking this I heard the sound of rustling vegetation and a strange croaking noises of what sounded like lots frogs. The croaking noises got steadily louder and it was clear that the frogs in the rainforest were headed out of the forest and in the cleared area where I was sitting.
I was right. Soon a veritable plague of green frogs emerged from the surrounding Rain Forest into the cleared area. The skin on these frogs' backs was multi -coloured in a pattern just like the LGBT Pride flag. My Lady Ga Ga disc was still playing as I swear that these "Rainbow" green frogs were bopping. They were "dancing" what looked like an "Electric Boogie. Also, I swear to God I could smell the faint, but distinctive odor of Valentino's new Voce Viva perfume in the air. I thought, "How amazing !" Unfortunately I could not stay to observe the frogs any longer as it was getting too dark, so I packed up and headed home.
I returned the next day at about the same time with my ghetto blaster and "Lady Ga Ga" album plus a row of high-intensity floodlights (there was access to 240 Volt electricity sockets in the cleared area) and some other scientific materials (I am a biology technician by profession). I started playing the Lady Ga Ga disc and turned the volume up. Just like the previous afternoons, eventually about 200 of the "Rainbow" green frogs emerged from the rainforest and "Electric Boogied their way towards the ghetto blaster. When they were as close as they wanted to be they just danced on the spot. I put on the floodlights I'd brought when it got dark, so that I could still see the frogs. After about an hour of dancing to the music, the frogs stopped and began to "intermingle" with each other. Then, to my surprise, they paired off, just like the homosexual male bush flies had done in South Australia; there were also some frog triads where three "Rainbow Frogs" had bonded together !
Now, it looked like these pairs of "Rainbow" frogs were definitely up to something sexual. To find out exactly what was going on, I sprayed about 50 frog-pairs with and aerosolized liquid ether. The ether sent them unconscious very quickly, so I could pick up the bonded pairs of "Rainbow Frogs" and examine what they were doing. Well, Geepers ! Gleepers !, you won't believe what I saw ! Using my magnifying glass I could confirm that there were male frogs butt-holing other male frogs, straight frogs having vanilla (heteronormative) sex, lesbian frogs licking each others "Hoo - Hars." I discovered one frog triad, where three of the "Rainbow Frogs" were "letting it all hang out". In this triad, one female frog was performing cunnilingus on another female who was "deep throating" a male "Rainbow Frog's tallywacker at the same time. My sense of disgust at this grotesque display of moral turpitude temporarily overwhelmed my scientific objectivity and I thought to myself , "You dirty little bastards". I soon recovered, and turned off the Lady Ga Ga music. The frogs I had not etherized then stopped whatever kind of homosexual or bisexual behaviours they were engaged in and began hopping back from the clearing into the rainforest. When the ether wore off the frogs that were unconscious, they did the same thing.
THERE MAY BE HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOUR IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, BUT MALE ANIMALS WHO BUTT-HOLE EACH OTHER ARE NOT "GAY"
So, on a serious note; we all know that you are gay, Katzguts - (and that's probably just the "tip of the iceberg") - but it is not true that there are "gay" male, non-human, animal species.
There are only two (2) species that have been observed showing an innate (biologically "hard-wired) same-sex preference FOR LIFE, even where partners of the opposite sex are available. One is humans. The other is sheep, namely, male sheep (rams) in domestic flocks. About 8% of these male sheep are homosexual (they prefer to poke other male sheep up the butt-hole as opposed to screwing female sheep in the "punani") Homosexual male humans (like you) and homosexual male domestic sheep are they way they are because in both of them a part of the brain called the hypothalamus, which regulates the release of sex hormones is smaller in size compared to heterosexual males and heterosexual sheep. The development of the brain's hypothalamus is under 100% genetic control as the foetal male sheep or human develops during gestation So gay male human are simply born gay, and they will be gay until their dying day. Same for 8% of the male sheep that are born in a domestic flock.
If you want to read a good summary of why the 150,000 or whatever it was animals are not homosexual IN THE SENSE OF BEING THE SAME GAY OR LESBIAN HUMAN here is a link for you...
www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150206-are-there-any-homosexual-animals
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DLM...Dachshund Lives Matter !
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you have no clue what you are talking about
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Homosexuality is lust not love!