Shamans Deliver Ominous 2026 Health Prediction for Trump

[Guno צְבִי]

Peruvian shamans gather annually to predict the fate of world leaders—and this year, they’re warning the U.S. to brace for President Donald Trump’s illness. “The United States should prepare itself because Donald Trump will fall seriously ill,” proclaimed Juan de Dios Garcia in Lima, the capital of Peru, as shamans gathered on a beach in colorful traditional Andean ponchos, carrying posters of world leaders, including one of Trump, 79.

Shamans’ Eerie 2026 Predictions Are Already Coming True

Just days into the new year, Peruvian shamans are batting one for three on their annual predictions. A group of shamans gathered in Peru’s capital, Lima, on Monday for their annual ritual to forecast the fortunes of world leaders—and at least one prophecy has already come true. The shamans...

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[Grokmaster]

Wow....pagan "shamans'....

 

[Phantasmal]

Peruvian shamans gather annually to predict the fate of world leaders—and this year, they’re warning the U.S. to brace for President Donald Trump’s illness. “The United States should prepare itself because Donald Trump will fall seriously ill,” proclaimed Juan de Dios Garcia in Lima, the capital of Peru, as shamans gathered on a beach in colorful traditional Andean ponchos, carrying posters of world leaders, including one of Trump, 79.

Shamans’ Eerie 2026 Predictions Are Already Coming True

Just days into the new year, Peruvian shamans are batting one for three on their annual predictions. A group of shamans gathered in Peru’s capital, Lima, on Monday for their annual ritual to forecast the fortunes of world leaders—and at least one prophecy has already come true. The shamans...

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Interesting

They predicted President Alberto Fujimori death. They have mixed results, not everything they predict comes true.

 

[Stone]

Peruvian shamans gather annually to predict the fate of world leaders—and this year, they’re warning the U.S. to brace for President Donald Trump’s illness. “The United States should prepare itself because Donald Trump will fall seriously ill,” proclaimed Juan de Dios Garcia in Lima, the capital of Peru, as shamans gathered on a beach in colorful traditional Andean ponchos, carrying posters of world leaders, including one of Trump, 79.

Shamans’ Eerie 2026 Predictions Are Already Coming True

Just days into the new year, Peruvian shamans are batting one for three on their annual predictions. A group of shamans gathered in Peru’s capital, Lima, on Monday for their annual ritual to forecast the fortunes of world leaders—and at least one prophecy has already come true. The shamans...

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What's next? The MAGIC 8 ball says that Trump will indeed serve a 3rd term! How stupid can you people get? Talk about grasping at straws!

 

[Stone]

BTW,...My Dog says the Peruvian Shamans are FUCKED in the head!

 

[Stone]

Interesting

They predicted President Alberto Fujimori death. They have mixed results, not everything they predict comes true.

Duhhhhhhhh,.....gee, whoda thunk it......

 

[Guno צְבִי]

What's next? The MAGIC 8 ball says that Trump will indeed serve a 3rd term! How stupid can you people get? Talk about grasping at straws!

Sezzzzzzzzz the rube waiting for his mangod to return!!

 

[Damocles]

Interesting

They predicted President Alberto Fujimori death. They have mixed results, not everything they predict comes true.

This is likely because nobody at all can actually predict the future.

 

[Phantasmal]

This is likely because nobody at all can actually predict the future.

Ahhh, you ruin all the fun.

 

[Crepitus]

Wow....pagan "shamans'....

Doesn't take a shaman to see the illness.

 

[Damocles]

Ahhh, you ruin all the fun.

That's me. Triple Capricorn... My daughter says that is significant to my personality... I think it is nonsense. lol

 

[volsrocks]

Peruvian shamans gather annually to predict the fate of world leaders—and this year, they’re warning the U.S. to brace for President Donald Trump’s illness. “The United States should prepare itself because Donald Trump will fall seriously ill,” proclaimed Juan de Dios Garcia in Lima, the capital of Peru, as shamans gathered on a beach in colorful traditional Andean ponchos, carrying posters of world leaders, including one of Trump, 79.

Shamans’ Eerie 2026 Predictions Are Already Coming True

Just days into the new year, Peruvian shamans are batting one for three on their annual predictions. A group of shamans gathered in Peru’s capital, Lima, on Monday for their annual ritual to forecast the fortunes of world leaders—and at least one prophecy has already come true. The shamans...

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Wow

 

[volsrocks]

Peruvian shamans predicted that the conflict between Russia and Ukraine would end by August 2023. "Peace and tranquility will come.

 

[FastLane]

Interesting

They predicted President Alberto Fujimori death. They have mixed results, not everything they predict comes true.

You think?

 

[FastLane]

This is likely because nobody at all can actually predict the future.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

 

[Jake Starkey]

Donald, like all of us, is not immortal, MAGA.

 

[Stone]

Sezzzzzzzzz the rube waiting for his mangod to return!!

Says the mildly retarded rube who thinks casting chicken bones on the floor predicts the future. Hey,...Im not the one asking a CHICKEN BONE for advice!

 

[signalmankenneth]

Wow....pagan "shamans'....

Let's hope this is one of the shamans predictions that come true?!!