You're not...
Melania's movie flopping..... ๐๐๐๐๐ฌ....
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You're not.... You'll just have to be okay with that....
signalmankenneth
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Nobody Asked For The โMelaniaโ Movie, But The Jokes Are Absolutely Delivering
The long-awaited (and by long-awaited, I mean no one asked) documentary Melania is out in theaters on Friday!
If you weren't aware, the movie reportedly cost $75 million to make and market, and is projected to take in only $1โ5 million.
Naturally, there are some great jokes about this whole thing, and here they are:
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/jokes-melania-movie-waaaay-funnier-172547268.html
Hey, Malefi-shit. There was a showing in London today. There are 9 million people in London. Do you know how many tickets sold?Don't quit that "day" job...
Melania Trumpโs multimillion-dollar documentary sees poor opening-day turnout - London sells only 3 tickets | Mint
According to reports, South Africa's main cinema houses have pulled the documentary, with the distributor citing โcurrent climate,โ without elaborating.
www.livemint.com
Melania Trumpโs multimillion-dollar documentary sees poor opening-day turnout - London sells only 3 tickets
3 tickets Brune-hilda. THREE!
LOLO.
You can't make this shit up!
lol But you'd vote for a drunken hoe (who screwed a married man for her way into politics) for president.
What an idiot...
Dutch Uncle
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Wow! Look who just got released!
Lol Look who's never left...
Dutch Uncle
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I'm a free American adult, not a criminal or a nutjob, son.
Nah. You; just wasted your life on alcohol and gambling, and have nothing to show for it.
Now, it's just a waste of what's left of your miserable fantasy life living on a fucking political forum.
Really sucks to be you, doesn't it, coward?
BTW, is your mangina cold down there in Texas?
Dutch Uncle
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Your fantasies are interesting, Arbie. Hope you're feeling better being free again.Nah. You; just wasted your life on alcohol and gambling, and have nothing to show for it.
Now, it's just a waste of what's left of your miserable fantasy life living on a fucking political forum.
Really sucks to be you, doesn't it, coward?
BTW, is your mangina cold down there in Texas?
Your fantasies are interesting, Arbie. Hope you're feeling better being free again.
Life calls helping out the neighbors sometimes, but you'd never understand...
Dutch Uncle
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Again, Arbie, your fantasies are interesting.
^^^
Lol. Lookie here, at the loser who wastes what's left of his miserable life bitching and lying on a fucking internet forum all day, every day...
More than you and Melania ever will combined
Three. Now you go, pig fucker.