LOL, you poor bastard, you truly don't get it, do you? Now I'm starting to feel a twinge of genuine pity for you too. This grand spectacle isn't tailored for your ilk, and frankly, no one loses sleep over what the perpetually aggrieved radical left thinks. After all, your camp has made its hatred for America as subtle as a fireworks display.
I posed that question at the end for good reason. What would you do to celebrate our 250th? I sincerely doubt you and an entire symposium of your JPP comrades could brainstorm any ideas for celebrating America's 250th that doesn't devolve into self-flagellation. If by some miracle you did, it'd only why divine intervention spared us Kamala in charge for this important milestone in human history. (I know that's lost on libtards, but again, the normal people understand how incredibly successful this little never before attempted experiment has been.)
That EO you're wailing about? It's merely one jewel in a crown of festivities, a masterstroke from Trump as per usual. Why? Because it lures out reactions like yours, laying out the exquisite pathology of your cult, again. Meanwhile, the real backbone of this nation, not the chattering pundits or armchair revolutionaries, but the everyday people who keep the gears turning, they'll adore it. Families who could never swing tickets to these spectacles will swarm the capital, reveling in free events that blend raw American grit with unapologetic patriotism.
Your gripes? Pure icing on the cake. They're like a trusty litmus test: if it sends a libtard into histrionics and tears, you know you've struck gold. Those tears? They're the sweetest validation.