Melania's movie flopping..... 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗟𝗬....

[Diesel]

That does not look like her. Eyes are too small, for one.

Note to self: Lurch is not a fag like Diesel.
They may be of the hive mind at times, but Diesel's a fag and Lurch isn't, so they are not the same dude.

I'm a what now? Keep your closeted homophobia out of the forum, bitch.

 

[TOP]

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The 2026 documentary Melania, directed by Brett Ratner, is tracking for a surprisingly strong opening weekend of over $8 million in North America, ranking third and marking a 10-year high for documentaries. Despite being largely panned by critics, the film has found a dedicated audience in conservative areas. However, with a $40 million acquisition cost and $35 million marketing spend by Amazon MGM, its long-term financial profitability remains uncertain.
Key Success Factors and Findings:
Opening Numbers: The film, which features behind-the-scenes access to First Lady Melania Trump, grossed $2.9 million on its first day, exceeding initial expectations.

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[martin]

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The 2026 documentary Melania, directed by Brett Ratner, is tracking for a surprisingly strong opening weekend of over $8 million in North America, ranking third and marking a 10-year high for documentaries. Despite being largely panned by critics, the film has found a dedicated audience in conservative areas. However, with a $40 million acquisition cost and $35 million marketing spend by Amazon MGM, its long-term financial profitability remains uncertain.
Key Success Factors and Findings:
Opening Numbers: The film, which features behind-the-scenes access to First Lady Melania Trump, grossed $2.9 million on its first day, exceeding initial expectations.

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So the True Believers applaud it. Says more about them than it does about the movie, though at Rotten Tomatoes its rating has indeed risen all the way up to 12%.

 

[TOP]

 

[TOP]

So the True Believers applaud it. Says more about them than it does about the movie, though at Rotten Tomatoes its rating has indeed risen all the way up to 12%.

And That's fine.... Have a great day....!

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

So the True Believers applaud it. Says more about them than it does about the movie, though at Rotten Tomatoes its rating has indeed risen all the way up to 12%.

I love the smell of MAGAT desperation in the morning. Smells like victory.

 

[Cypress]

But you'd vote for a drunken hoe (who screwed a married man for her way into politics) for president!

Did FOX order you to believe all this?

Post your proof from a reputable source that Kamala Harris is an alcoholic.

Willie Brown was amicably separated from his wife for 15 years before he met Kamala Harris. Men who have been separated for 15 years are allowed to go out on dates.

 

[Number Six]

Melania director Brett Ratner pictured cuddling woman in Epstein files​

 

[TOP]

They are all so upset that it is doing well...

 

[martin]

NYTimes has a review this morning. Sums it up: "The documentary shows a woman deeply concerned with her appearance who rarely lets us behind her facade".

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Melania director Brett Ratner pictured cuddling woman in Epstein files​

This helps explain why 2/3s of those who worked on the film didn't want their names associated with it.

Melania Documentary Flops as Crew Reveals Behind-the-Scenes Chaos

The first lady’s documentary was a mess in production—and now it’s struggling at the box office.

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Melania’s early failure comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues behind the scenes and a whopping two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. Director Brett Ratner, who made headlines after six women accused him of sexual assault and harassment during the #MeToo movement in 2017, was perhaps the most loathed person on set. (Actress Natasha Henstridge alleged that Ratner forced her to perform oral sex on him when she was 19, Olivia Munn claimed that Ratner masturbated in front of her, and more recently, he was pictured shirtless in the Epstein files.)

 

[Dutch Uncle]

NYTimes has a review this morning. Sums it up: "The documentary shows a woman deeply concerned with her appearance who rarely lets us behind her facade".

That explains the dismal sales. Even MAGAts aren't spending money on this movie.

Maybe, in a few years, it can be recut as a mockumentary like "This is Spinal Tap"?

 

[Nordberg]

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The 2026 documentary Melania, directed by Brett Ratner, is tracking for a surprisingly strong opening weekend of over $8 million in North America, ranking third and marking a 10-year high for documentaries. Despite being largely panned by critics, the film has found a dedicated audience in conservative areas. However, with a $40 million acquisition cost and $35 million marketing spend by Amazon MGM, its long-term financial profitability remains uncertain.
Key Success Factors and Findings:
Opening Numbers: The film, which features behind-the-scenes access to First Lady Melania Trump, grossed $2.9 million on its first day, exceeding initial expectations.

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Jan 31, 2026 — Box Office: 'Melania' Heads for $8 Million Opening, the Best Showing in a Decade for a Doc. Melania Trump's new Amazon MGM documentary —

I read that in some places they sold one ticket for the theater. This is unheard of. Top is a blind ass Trumpy, who will never accept the facts when a lie serves her better. https://newrepublic.com/post/205753/melania-documentary-flops-behind-scenes-crew-regret

 

[RB 60]

Did FOX order you to believe all this?

Post your proof from a reputable source that Kamala Harris is an alcoholic.

Willie Brown was amicably separated from his wife for 15 years before he met Kamala Harris. Men who have been separated for 15 years are allowed to go out on dates.

Nope. It was an observation.

Her words and actions are the proof.

Dispute the fact that she screwed her way into politics. You can't, because it was published.

 

[TOP]

I read that in some places they sold one ticket for the theater. This is unheard of. Top is a blind ass Trumpy, who will never accept the facts when a lie serves her better. https://newrepublic.com/post/205753/melania-documentary-flops-behind-scenes-crew-regret

I understand that you're mad that it's doing well.... And that's okay...

 

[RB 60]

Libturd heads exploding is funny!

 

[TOP]

Libturd heads exploding is funny!

They are seriously so upset.... One of them enough to threadban me.... Gee ... I wonder how that happened?

 

[Number Six]

Melania’s movie billboard with “My husband fucks kids” quote in Spain sprayed over it​

 

[Number Six]

The reviews are in!

 

[Number Six]