Wait a minute, Trump is talking his big celebration of the nation’s semiquincentennial, “best ever,” “like no one has ever seen,” and the best he can come up with is acts who largely peaked in the last Century? Vanilla Ice? Bret Michaels? Morris Day? Even Kid Rock would have been a step up from this crew, looks like the washed up contestants on his Celebrity Apprentice show.
Even Lee Greenwood, the banner boy, is missing, probably had to sing God Bless Canada that day. And how in the hell is Trump going to do his double dick dance to Milli Vanilli?
And the MAGA will say it is “best ever,” “like no one has ever seen”