My morning surprize

[Said1]

Suicide by jokes only you find funny.

Hmmm what could we name that?

lameicide.

goonicide.

Srewicide.

Ya I think that my fit your avitar.

Ouch. To be shunned by the mentally unbalanced is just to much to bear. Ohhhh, the humiliation of it all. How can I ever show my face on the internet again?

 

[evince]

Being a conejocomo is no way to go through life

 

[evince]

Its rabbit eater in spanish, just thought you would like to know.

 

[Said1]

Its rabbit eater in spanish, just thought you would like to know.

Opps.

And 'who cares?' I've eaten worse things than rabbit.

 

[evince]

I was just messing arround. Hausenfeffer is rabbit stew.

I was playin with ya Said!

You witch.

 

[evince]

Hot Damn !

I just found the puppy a dogs dream home.

At the dog park shopping the puppy to people and this lady has this German Shepard and Im telling about the puppy and she is saying her 13 year old girl would love the puppy and she has land and horses and other kids. This puppy is now going to be a horse dog with tons of land to run a buddy whos only months older than her and a family who has been rescuing German shepards for years.

SCORED the puppy a dream home!

 

[LadyT]

sounds cool!

Hey, I finally downloaded our pictures PM me your email address and I'll send htem to you!

 

[evince]

Sure, Ill go do it now

 

[Said1]

I was just messing arround. Hausenfeffer is rabbit stew.

I was playin with ya Said!

You witch.

I know it is, ya old battle axe. It's from my favorite Looney Tunes cartoon.


Congrats on the new home, I can't even look at strays - let alone puppies and kittens.

 

[evince]

Oh Im so scared BB.

you are funny as hell.

You are talking to a woman who ahs stood and screamed in the face of two separate drug dealers who were both nearly twice my size.

The drug dealers left and I still own both houses and live in one.

Yeap that happened

 

[evince]

fella you are not scaring me.

Like I said I myself question wether his claims of being a navy seal are real.

He is just too stupid and too easily scared by the likes of me to be a real seal.

I dont think a seal would be yelling at their neighbor over a childs squirt gun either.

He was screaming at me because his son squirted my son so my son knocked the gun out of his hand and the dollar item broke when it hit the ground. Any seal I have known would have said when you shoot someone expect to have the gun knocked out of your hand. I asked him three times very calmly what solution he would like to see and every time he proceded to yeall at me again. The third time was charm and I let into him. He ran like a fricking 5 year old.

The whole neighborhood hated this little jerk

 

[Diogenes]

04-08-2008, 10:28 AM

You are talking to a woman who ahs stood and screamed in the face of two separate drug dealers who were both nearly twice my size. The drug dealers left and I still own both houses and live in one.

10-23-2013, 8:45 AM

I have stood and spit in the face of a 6'3" drug dealer and told him to get the fuck out of my neighborhood. These dweebs dont scare me in the least. I dismantle them with glee

10-23-2013, 9:25 AM

Ive stood toe to toe with TWO drug dealers in my life. They both got the fuck out and I still own both houses. both were huge 6'3"ish 300 pounders. one white and one was black. Big guys think they can just get away anything sometimes. I spit in the face of the black guy and sprayed the white guy with my hose. Blew the fucking neighbors away with my actions.

11-04-2013, 04:13 AM

I only ever spit in the face ( a good one to) of one person. That person was black. he was about 6'3" and about 300lbs and spit in my face first. so I looked right at him and hocked one right in his fucking face. Never saw that drug dealer in my neighborhood again.

04-06-2016 8:17 AM

One I sprayed with my hose the other tried to spit in my face so I hocked a good one in his face.

10-24-2017, 02:10 PM

he didnt spit in my face he stayed accrossed the street frim me and didnt come at me like the other guy did. The guy I sprayed lived accrossed the street so he didnt out right threaten me. he laid low while I complained to his wife and then he moved. both hoods are still drug deal free thanks to me

05-11-2018, 2:36 PM

I saw the drug deal idiot he was the buyer the skinny little dweeb selling took the fuck off right away he thought he could scare me so he started giving me shit I gave him shit back I treated him the same as I would have treated a 16 year old white girl buying drugs in my hood

11-04-2013, 8:08 AM

Oh he didn't run at the moment and I continued to stand toe to toe with him even after his girl friend tried to push me down for spitting in his face. He hung arround calling me names for awhile longer after that. they didn't touch me again. They did leave and they NEVER returned ever again. they SAW they were not scaring me.

4-12-2021 7:04 AM

It’s an asault The druggie tried to spit in my face I dodged it and hacked him up a good one in self defense Druggies get mad when you tell them to get the fuck out of your hood All’s good
It was years ago and he never came back to my hood I don’t live there anymore but I still own the property

4-12-2021 7:18 AM

I fucking watched the idiots doing a deal out of some clowns car trunk So I went outside and started walking down the sidewalk and asked the assholes what they were doing They got all nervous and the spit guy got hostile while I was giving him my attention the driver got the fuck out of the hood The big guy and his girl tried to intimidate me It didn’t work well for them All the neighbors came out and watched as I verbally ripped a man twice my size to shreds Big guys doing wrong often try to use their size to intimidate you The guy was like 6’3 over 3oo lbs I treated him like he was a 10 year old Shamed his silly ass He never showed back up And neither did the car guy My neighbors were brown away with my actions And grateful

 

[evince]

My hubby wants the little old lady(my current dog ) to live out her life as an only dog.

Im a softy and would keep the dog but me and her would have to live in a dog house in the backyard.

I took her to the dog park and everyone loved her and one guy said he would meet me next week and if I still had her he would take her. I think a few visits to the dog park and she will have a great home soon.

I forgot all about this little beauty


What a fun memory

 

[evince]

04-08-2008, 10:28 AM



10-23-2013, 8:45 AM



10-23-2013, 9:25 AM



11-04-2013, 04:13 AM



04-06-2016 8:17 AM



10-24-2017, 02:10 PM



05-11-2018, 2:36 PM



11-04-2013, 8:08 AM



4-12-2021 7:04 AM



4-12-2021 7:18 AM

Not one inconsistency there idiot

 

[Diogenes]

Not one inconsistency there idiot

That's right; there are several.

 

[evince]

That's right; there are several.

Name them shit bag


Then admit you were defending the biggest fucking racist on this site

 

[Diogenes]

Name them shit bag

Read them yourself.

I went and got your quotes that I knew existed.

Then admit you were defending the biggest fucking racist on this site

I wasn't defending you.

 

[Diogenes]

Here are the main inconsistencies found across the variations of this tale, broken down by category:

The Physical Confrontations

• What she did to the dealers: In the first version, she says she screamed in the faces of both dealers. In later versions, she states she spat at one and sprayed the other with a hose.
• The spitting incident: The storyteller claims she only ever spat in the face of one person. However, the motivation changes. In one version, she spits first to tell him to get out of her neighbourhood. In a later version, she only spits because the dealer spat in her face first.
• The hose incident: In one version, she stands toe-to-toe with both "huge" dealers. In a later update, she admits the dealer she sprayed with a hose actually stayed across the street, never outright threatened her, and "laid low" while she complained to his wife.
• The final confrontation: The last version introduces a completely new scenario involving a "skinny little dweeb" buyer who ran away, a girlfriend, and a confrontation where she treated a male dealer "the same as a 16-year-old white girl".

The Size and Identity of the Dealers

• Their size: The dealers change from being generally "nearly twice my size" to exactly "6'3"ish 300 pounders." This contradicts the final version, where one is described as a "skinny little dweeb."
• Their identity: Early versions imply she confronted two separate, intimidating drug dealers. The later versions clarify that one of the men was actually a buyer, not a dealer.

The Properties and Outcomes

• Ownership: The storyteller initially claims she owns both houses where the incidents happened. Later, she states the hose-sprayed man lived across the street, implying he was a neighbour, not her tenant or someone on her property.
• How they left: Early versions state she "dismantled them" and they "got the fuck out" immediately because of her actions. Later, she softens this, stating one dealer actually moved away quietly after she complained to his wife.

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