Jerry Mathers
Was it me?
Either have you, yet you think it's "amazing"
What's really amazing is how accurate AI is when it comes to depicting you.
ok. this is funny.
I've been to some disappointing fairs, but the Trump Fair is genuinely dismal
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ok. this is funny.
They seem massively triggeredat how boring and lame the Trump Fair is.
This whole second Four Long Years of Sorrow has been pretty hard on our MAGATy friends. Out of control inflation, war, one failure after another including this fiasco.
Where are the topless trannies?The cover bands at my local dive bar draw bigger crowds.
They probably don't allow people to bring in their own food, or even to have bags.
A family of four could drop $100 dollars just getting pretzels
Agreed. One thing is the prohibited items. Below is the list of items prohibited at the Texas State Fair for comparison to Trump's fair. Some are common sense, others appear to be for maximizing profits and milking those in attendance.
Remember when the MAGAts bitched about Gun Free Zones? At Trump's fair you can't evn carry a pocket knife. I
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What items are prohibited at the fair?
The following prohibited items list is by no means exhaustive and may be modified at any time by the State Fair of Texas.• All bags, backpacks, and soft-sided coolers larger than 9 inches x 10 inches x 12 inches (9” x 10” x 12”). Soft-sided coolers cannot contain loose or dry ice. (Re-usable ice packs recommended) Medical and parenting/childcare bags are the only exception.
• Non-clear bags larger than 4.5 inches x 6.5 inches (4.5”x 6.5”) unless containing medically necessary items.
• Collapsible and folding chairs.
• Hard-sided coolers and baskets of any size.
• Hydration packs larger than 9” x 10” x 12”.
• Firearms, ammunition, knives (other than small pocket knives), lasers and weapons of any kind including replicas, facsimiles, toys, and likenesses.
• Costume, mask or face covering not for medical reasons
• Chemical dispensing device for personal protection.
• Aerosol cans (except sunscreen)
• Illegal drug, substance, enriched product, or paraphernalia
• Fireworks, sparklers, or explosives.
• Smoke, fog, or haze emitting machine or device.
• Alcoholic beverages. Glass containers (excluding baby food jars or similar.)
• Horns, whistles, megaphones, or artificial noise makers.
• UAV or UAS (unmanned aircraft – “drone”)
• Skateboards, Hoverboards, roller and inline skates, and shoes installed with wheels.
• Foot or electrically powered scooters, bicycles, tricycles, and unicycles.
• Balloons, Beach balls, and Hula Hoops.
• Any trailer-like object that is pushed, pulled, or towed by an Electric Conveyance Vehicle, wheelchair, stroller, or person.
• Selfie sticks or camera extensions of any kind.
• Commercial Audio, Video, or Camera equipment (Holders of State Fair Media Credentials exempted.)
• Long stick, Golf-style umbrellas.
• Sticks, bats, and poles.
• Pets. (ADA certified service animals are exempt.)
• Other carry-in deemed inappropriate by State Fair Management.
Great American State Fair: Street closures, parking restrictions and what to know
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Prohibited Items
The following items are prohibited inside the event grounds:- Aerosols
- Ammunition
- Animals other than service/guide animals
- Backpacks and bags exceeding size restrictions
- Pocket Knives
- Food / Water Bottles
- Umbrellas
- Balls / Frisbees
- Bull Horns / Noise makers
- Skateboards / Scooters
- Lighters
- Bug Spray (aerosol)
- Drink Tumblers
- Balloons
- Bicycles
- Coolers
- Drones and other unmanned aircraft systems
- Explosives
- Firearms
- Flammable liquids
- Glass, thermal, or metal containers
- Laser pointers
- Mace/Pepper spray
- Packages
- Range Finders
- Raspberry-Pi Enagbled Devices
- Recreational motorized mobility devices
- Selfie sticks
- Structures
- Supports for signs and placards
- Toy guns
- Weapons of any kind. Firearms are strictly prohibited on the National Mall.
Holy smoke, Trump won't let people bring water or umbrellas to his fairAgreed. One thing is the prohibited items. Below is the list of items prohibited at the Texas State Fair for comparison to Trump's fair. Some are common sense, others appear to be for maximizing profits and milking those in attendance.
What items are prohibited at the fair?
The following prohibited items list is by no means exhaustive and may be modified at any time by the State Fair of Texas.
• All bags, backpacks, and soft-sided coolers larger than 9 inches x 10 inches x 12 inches (9” x 10” x 12”). Soft-sided coolers cannot contain loose or dry ice. (Re-usable ice packs recommended) Medical and parenting/childcare bags are the only exception.
• Non-clear bags larger than 4.5 inches x 6.5 inches (4.5”x 6.5”) unless containing medically necessary items.
• Collapsible and folding chairs.
• Hard-sided coolers and baskets of any size.
• Hydration packs larger than 9” x 10” x 12”.
• Firearms, ammunition, knives (other than small pocket knives), lasers and weapons of any kind including replicas, facsimiles, toys, and likenesses.
• Costume, mask or face covering not for medical reasons
• Chemical dispensing device for personal protection.
• Aerosol cans (except sunscreen)
• Illegal drug, substance, enriched product, or paraphernalia
• Fireworks, sparklers, or explosives.
• Smoke, fog, or haze emitting machine or device.
• Alcoholic beverages. Glass containers (excluding baby food jars or similar.)
• Horns, whistles, megaphones, or artificial noise makers.
• UAV or UAS (unmanned aircraft – “drone”)
• Skateboards, Hoverboards, roller and inline skates, and shoes installed with wheels.
• Foot or electrically powered scooters, bicycles, tricycles, and unicycles.
• Balloons, Beach balls, and Hula Hoops.
• Any trailer-like object that is pushed, pulled, or towed by an Electric Conveyance Vehicle, wheelchair, stroller, or person.
• Selfie sticks or camera extensions of any kind.
• Commercial Audio, Video, or Camera equipment (Holders of State Fair Media Credentials exempted.)
• Long stick, Golf-style umbrellas.
• Sticks, bats, and poles.
• Pets. (ADA certified service animals are exempt.)
• Other carry-in deemed inappropriate by State Fair Management.
Great American State Fair: Street closures, parking restrictions and what to know
The 16‑day Great American State Fair, marking the nation’s 1776 founding with themed days celebrating the military, health initiatives, patriotism and Independence Day, began Wednesday as the country starts its celebrations. Here's information on street closures, parking restrictions and what...www.fox13seattle.com
Prohibited Items
The following items are prohibited inside the event grounds:
- Aerosols
- Ammunition
- Animals other than service/guide animals
- Backpacks and bags exceeding size restrictions
- Pocket Knives
- Food / Water Bottles
- Umbrellas
- Balls / Frisbees
- Bull Horns / Noise makers
- Skateboards / Scooters
- Lighters
- Bug Spray (aerosol)
- Drink Tumblers
- Balloons
- Bicycles
- Coolers
- Drones and other unmanned aircraft systems
- Explosives
- Firearms
- Flammable liquids
- Glass, thermal, or metal containers
- Laser pointers
- Mace/Pepper spray
- Packages
- Range Finders
- Raspberry-Pi Enagbled Devices
- Recreational motorized mobility devices
- Selfie sticks
- Structures
- Supports for signs and placards
- Toy guns
- Weapons of any kind. Firearms are strictly prohibited on the National Mall.
That's funny that they are banning firearms at the fair in Texas
That changed a few years ago after a shooting.
They're charging $4 a bottle for water. Is it really any wonder why people don't want to go to Trump's political rally dressed up as a national fair?Holy smoke, Trump won't let people bring water or umbrellas to his fair
That's funny that they are banning firearms at the fair in Texas
My g-son's marching band in h.s. had a bigger audience. lol
Holy smoke, Trump won't let people bring water or umbrellas to his fair
That's funny that they are banning firearms at the fair in Texas
Oh gee, why? I thought the goal was to have an army of "good guys with a gun." lol
lol... they weren't hate bonding during JoJo's Fair....
I've been to a considerable number of fairs, and have never heard of one as shoddy and boring as the Trump Fair.
Leave it to Trump to take the fun out of fairs.
The Trump Fair is committing the cardinal sin of the American fair tradition. Trump made a fair boring.
That's what I was thinking. If 'an armed society is a polite society', why not let people pack heat at the Texas state fair?
What are you babbling about? I find the Trump Fair highly amusing.
Can't do it at Trump's fair either. There, the "good guys with a gun" are "professionals" like ICE...just like the Democrats want. LOL
Stolen! Great pic.Bingo.
(I love the special little touches AI throws in. They hate the cretin, too. lol)
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In trumps bedroom