What a mess the 250th was.

The next president will not be celebrating the 250th birthday of America.
Doing crack cocaine this early? I wrote "independence day", not "250th birthday".

In your impaired cocaine haze, were you unable to comprehend there will be an independence day in 2029?
 
All day long I heard people say "it could be worse", or "it is not as bad as it could be." I remember back when the Fourth was just plain good, not just not as bad as it could be.
 
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