AI Conscious?

[Ross Dolan]

@Ross Do


Ross, I'm so sorry to see that you are exactly like Cypress in that you have a HUUUUUGE chip on your shoulder over your lack of intellectual prowess and your general shitty performance throughout your education. I'm sure your job as the most interesting janitor at the school is just as fulfilling as a job requiring more than just the GED you were able to scrape through.

There is VALUE in your level of work. We NEED people like you who aren't much good for anything but menial labor. You serve and you are appreciated.

Sure I give you a hard time on here but I actually honor the hardworking janitors like you. You guys make our jobs more pleasant.

Thanks for all you do and all the trash you pick up!

There you go. Now you are learning. Arguing with me has been valuable for you. Glad to have helped.

We'll keep at it.

Actually getting the knack of it is more complicated than you might think. Best you not get the idea that you have mastered it yet. But with practice...it will happen.

I am here for you.

 

[Into the Night]

Do you honestly think there's a non-zero chance that I have an invisible unicorn living in my home?

You believe in an invisible unicorn in your home?

Please tell me you don't believe that.

It doesn't matter what he believes. You apparently believe an invisible unicorn is living in your home. It is crowded?

If you don't believe me, however, you will be going against your own position so I am waiting with baited breath to see how you square this circle.

His position is not your position. You are the one claiming an invisible unicorn is living in your home.

 

[Into the Night]

I have no idea of what "invisible" things live in your home. AND NEITHER DO YOU.

Apparently he does. He must be bumping into his invisible unicorn (or maybe he just falls down a lot).

 

[Into the Night]

The man who thinks there's at least a 50/50 chance (he can't say) that invisible beings are controlling the weather from the traffic lights doesn't live like paranoid schizophrenic?

You think traffic lights control the weather somehow? Must be your invisible unicorn saying this.

Intersting.

Do these "invisible beings" control your life?

Your invisible unicorn apparently controls yours!

electrons are invisible. I can show you the evidence that they exist.

...so?

 

[Into the Night]

It's an absurdist level of skepticism. It is literally the thing that every freshman philosophy student goes through when they hit Empiricism and Hume. How can an empiricist know ANYTHING perfectly?

You deny and discard philosophy. You have no idea what it is.

 

[murph63]

You deny and discard philosophy. You have no idea what it is.

You still yawpin'? Huh.

 

[Into the Night]

You still yawpin'? Huh.

Argument of the Stone fallacy.

 

[murph63]

Argument of the Stone fallacy.

No, just a regular, jive ol' insult. (Do try to be less pretentious. You sound like Cypress. )

 

[Into the Night]

No, just a regular, jive ol' insult. (Do try to be less pretentious. You sound like Cypress. )

Random words. No apparent coherency.

 

[murph63]

Random words. No apparent coherency.

...for people who can't read. I'm so sorry you can't read. It's unfortunate that you can type.

 

[Into the Night]

...for people who can't read. I'm so sorry you can't read. It's unfortunate that you can type.

I read just fine. You need to learn English.

 

[Hume]

I read just fine. You need to learn English.

You need to stop trolling the forum. Everyone hates you.

 

[Into the Night]

You need to stop trolling the forum. Everyone hates you.

You don't get to speak for everyone, Hugo. I really don't care if you hate me. You own hate stews your own innards.

It seems to be what you enjoy.
Your own loss.

 

[Hume]

You don't get to speak for everyone, Hugo. I really don't care if you hate me. You own hate stews your own innards.

No, you are a troll. Everyone hates you.

 

[Into the Night]

No, you are a troll. Everyone hates you.

You don't get to speak for everyone, Hugo. I really don't care if you hate me. You own hate stews your own innards.

You should probably go find out what 'troll' means as well. Buzzword fallacy.

 

[Hume]

You don't get to speak for everyone, Hugo. I really don't care if you hate me. You own hate stews your own innards.

Name one person on the forum who likes you.

 

[Into the Night]

Name one person on the forum who likes you.

You already know who they are, Hugo. RQAA. Incidentally, you hate them too.

 

[Hume]

You already know who they are, Hugo. RQAA. Incidentally, you hate them too.

No, everyone hates you. Goodbye

 

[Into the Night]

No, everyone hates you. Goodbye

Omniscience fallacy. You are not everyone, Hugo.

 

[Ross Dolan]

That means our parts are replaceable? Let's see - what part should I replace first? Hmmmmm......

Being a machine does not necessarily mean parts are replaceable...but if parts are replaceable (and you were my age) I am pretty sure I know what part you would want to replace. And not just because you want to pee easier.