Trumper freakout.

Matt Dillon said:
Both them dudes' heads were bleeding and all I had was puffy knuckles and a little cut on my forehead.
Their heads were bleeding kinda bad.
And then there were the punch marks n stuff.
Okay, full story, Fuck it. I hope.
This acid-head dude gave me a pitbull/chow mix dog. This dog was OK, except it was very pugilistic with other dogs.
So, these dudes moved into the house down the street, and they got this dog, sometimes I pet it as I'm going by. It's a nice dog, but I get the feeling they might abuse it, so I try to be very kind. Okay, but today, I'm walking Mr. Pugilist on a harness, because yeah that was necessary, past that dog's house, and it wants to make friends, and that ain't gonna work with this dog here.
So I yank my dog back, and push the tender dog back with my foot to make there's separation, because contact ..no.
And this mother fucker says "You just kicked my dog! I'm gonna shoot your dog and beat your ass!"
I said: "What'd you say?"
He didn't get too far after that because that's when his face got smashed and there quite a few more clack-clackings and an ear boxing.
My dog never hurt his dog, btw.
Not even when I let go the leash to whoop his ass n shit.
But then the dude's brother grabbed me up in a full Nelson, and the dude I just hit the fuck out of starts turning his ring to inflict maximum damage on something on my head..I'm trapped in a full Nelson about to get the bejeebus punched out of my face or noggin or something.
I thought quick. I stomped the fuck out of the dude's toe, and just about that time, Mr. Pugilio bit his ankle.
I knew I was free! I grabbed Mr. Ring Man by his arm and did this backward judo roll some Puerto-Ricans taught me when I pretty young.
Their heads clacked together, that's probably where the head-bleeding came from.
I hit the one a buncha times, the other I only hit a couple, but he was fucked up. He was bleeding more out the head.
There's more to it, but this is getting too long.
Their skulls cracked together pretty hard. That was not intentional, but, yeah, then I rolled between ring dude's legs and took off for the woods.
I never forget the loyalty of my neighbors that day.
It didn't do a lick of good, but they showed up for me. God Bless them.
They told the truth. Cops didn't care.
3 houses' worth and probably nobody else saw it. It was what it was.
It was when I went back by the ring boy when he home invaded me.
The dog went home, I went to the woods and thought I'd laid low enough, but I guess not.
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I understand what you are saying. I remember sometimes hitting people in the chest, because I did not want their booking photo to have lots of bruises and stuff. The later investigators, or prosecutors might think I beat them too hard.
 
Walt said:
I understand what you are saying. I remember sometimes hitting people in the chest, because I did not want their booking photo to have lots of bruises and stuff. The later investigators, or prosecutors might think I beat them too hard.
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Mhhmm.. OK.
I seriously don't think we are the same.
I beat the shit out of 2 felons simultaneously.
May have gotten arrested for it, but I did do that.
2 felons much bigger than me.
And their asses were whooped.
I should not have been arrested, but the police do not always get it right.
Did not fight the cops and get extra charges, so there's that.
I've been knowing things for quite some time.
 
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Matt Dillon said:
I beat the shit out of 2 felons simultaneously.
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It seems like a bit of a stretch to say they committed felonies. When it went to court where did it land?

I beat up real felons: armed robbery, drug dealers, and the like. I saw them get felony time, and heard them scream out they were going to murder the judge. I always expected them to scream out against me, but by the time they were being sentenced, they had forgotten about me.

But the cases I was talking about were more like your case. The police and prosecutors could judge the case in many different ways. For instance, the two guys you had a fight with could have said: you kicked their dog, they told you to stop, and then you attacked them on their own property. That makes you the criminal in the case. Sure you would have had a different story, but they had two witnesses, and a believable story. Besides, they were the worst hurt.

Which brings us back to my point, when in a fight with someone sometimes it is best to do the least visible damage as possible.
 
Walt said:
It seems like a bit of a stretch to say they committed felonies. When it went to court where did it land?

I beat up real felons: armed robbery, drug dealers, and the like. I saw them get felony time, and heard them scream out they were going to murder the judge. I always expected them to scream out against me, but by the time they were being sentenced, they had forgotten about me.

But the cases I was talking about were more like your case. The police and prosecutors could judge the case in many different ways. For instance, the two guys you had a fight with could have said: you kicked their dog, they told you to stop, and then you attacked them on their own property. That makes you the criminal in the case. Sure you would have had a different story, but they had two witnesses, and a believable story. Besides, they were the worst hurt.

Which brings us back to my point, when in a fight with someone sometimes it is best to do the least visible damage as possible.
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They both went to prison the week after I kicked their asses.
I never got charged, dude, because they were pieces of shit.
People do not go to prison without committing felonies, retard.
When in a fight, go for what the fuck you know, is my suggestion.
In this case? There was some double ear boxing. I know that hurt.
Probably less than the the Puerto-Rican judo roll and their heads clacking.
That wasn't intentional, but boy did it fuck 'em up!
Hoo! He wanted it, so he got it, and then some.
And then some more.
I regret nothing of that day. There's no way it could have gone any different except me getting my ass kicked, but that's not what happened.
I could have put a bullet in his head if he stayed in my house a few seconds longer, you fucking cretin.
Not just could, would.
That dog with the teeth, holy shit like I'd never seen, saved his fuckin' life.
Them teeth, damn! Seriously it was the most teeth-baring by a dog I ever saw in my life, and I was swinging around a pitbull earlier today.
That POS felon was not getting near mama if that dog had something to do with it.
Them teeth were big and angry and menacing.
 
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I never realized the canines on that dog were so big. Thank God for the dog, I avoided a homicide charge, because I would have killed that motherfucker.
No way I would not have. You're in my house, by my mama and my dog?
Goodbye. We'll deal with the law later. I'm puttin' you down, you're done.
That bitch came into my house with my mother and dog, who was right next to my mother, because he loved her.
I ran around the corner and grabbed my rifle and chambered a round and he was gone.
And then I got arrested. For kicking 2 fucktards' asses. They deserved it.
I left the gun at the house before I went down the street to talk to the cops. Maybe I never should have and would not have been arrested.
Hindsight's more 20/20 than current viewings of situations.
 
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Walt said:
Leaving him seems like a better and better idea. I have seen his type before. He owned a bar straight out of college, and never really grew up.


I never understood the defense strategy of looking happy in the booking photo. What innocent person looks happy when being arrested? To me it makes him look guilty.


No one knows they will get off.
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Guilty or just super pleased the nagging had stopped

They have to because there is not other reason to post some many stories about so many insignificant things about trump
 
Yakuda said:
Guilty or just super pleased the nagging had stopped

They have to because there is not other reason to post some many stories about so many insignificant things about trump
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In a mugshot of mine, I look super-pissed, just about like Trump.
Now, that may not be the best thing for your case, lookin' all angry n crazy n shit, but man, I was pissed.
Cracker went full snapped that day. I whooped them 2 pieces of shit bad.
Only reason I went back down there is because I saw all the neighbors talking to the cops, and knew they 100% had my back, and they did, but the dudes were all fucked up and the cops arrested me. They wrote some wolf tickets their asses couldn't cash.
To the victor goes the..arrest for defending himself against 2 felons bigger than him. It was what it was.
Even with multiple witnesses on your side, lemme tell ya, it can all go sideways.
Maybe there's something people can learn from that, idk. I hope so.
I tell ya what, I regret nothing about helping all the neighbors that came out for me that day in the past.
I'd do it all the same again.
I still had adrenaline going when it came mugshot time. Just talking about it's getting a little going for me now.
 
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Matt Dillon said:
In a mugshot of mine, I look super-pissed, just about like Trump.
Now, that may not be the best thing for your case, lookin' all angry n crazy n shit, but man, I was pissed.
Cracker went full snapped that day. I whooped them 2 pieces of shit bad.
Only reason I went back down there is because I saw all the neighbors talking to the cops, and they 100% had my back, and they did, but the dudes were all fucked up and the cops arrested me.
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And you didnt riot? C'mon man!
 
Matt Dillon said:
They both went to prison the week after I kicked their asses.
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If correct, that is a bizarre fast conviction and sentencing. They could go to jail within minutes of being arrested, but prison requires a arraignment, indictment, conviction, and sentencing(for a felony). I have never heard of that happening in a week.

What did they get convicted of?

Matt Dillon said:
People do not go to prison without committing felonies, retard.
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Sort of right. People do not go to prison without being convicted and sentenced for a felony. Plenty of people commit felonies without being convicted, and some people are convicted without committing felonies.
 
Earl said:
No pretty woman would marry an illiterate, cheap, Publix eggs buying dolt like him.
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Then I guess I am not illiterate, cheap or a dolt, I do but eggs at Publix sometimes.

Are you on the edge of another Publix Egg freakout? Maybe see a professional.
 
Jarod said:
Then I guess I am not illiterate, cheap or a dolt, I do but eggs at Publix sometimes.

Are you on the edge of another Publix Egg freakout? Maybe see a professional.
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How do you “but” eggs?

Good grief.

You are illiterate, cheap, and a dolt…for sure.
 
Walt said:
If correct, that is a bizarre fast conviction and sentencing. They could go to jail within minutes of being arrested, but prison requires a arraignment, indictment, conviction, and sentencing(for a felony). I have never heard of that happening in a week.

What did they get convicted of?


Sort of right. People do not go to prison without being convicted and sentenced for a felony. Plenty of people commit felonies without being convicted, and some people are convicted without committing felonies.
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Don't even give a fuck. Them going to prison for years got me out of me doing so for whooping their asses.
Some can argue it was criminal the way I beat 'em, but I'd beg to differ. 😆
Fuck it, they deserved that, and they got it. Ooo, they got the wrong cracker that day.
 
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