Dear fucking idiot racists
Racists are the most hated people on the planet
And you are the ones who protect the Epstein class
They are VERY RAPEY
Fuck you very much
As you are not a racist, I presume you would have no hesitation whatsoever in "culturally enriching yourself via spending a a few months' vacation in sub-Saharan Africa? Allow me to choose a positively delightful spot there for you; one that has a particularly rich, vibrant and fascinating culture, namely, - the "Democratic Republic of Congo"!
When you arrive in Congo (which has (an average IQ below 70), you can thrill to the sights and sounds of an ongoing (for over 20 years) Civil War - (you can "Pay to Play" as well if you like - it will only cost you a few Yankee dollars and a combat rifle to join the team of your choice - its heaps more fun than any combat Video Game you ever played in the States!) - plus, as a bonus, you can also check-out numerous other armed conflicts taking place between different tribes of savages. The whole place is like a Hyper-real Vid Game, and it's "More Fun than a Barrel Full of Monkeys." It's actually like a big 4th of July celebration - there are lots of different colored, bright lights streaking through the shy, there are lots of loud shrieks, whistles and whining sounds; also, heaps of rapid, sharp bangs and big booms going off. They only thing is that none of this is caused by fireworks Also, checking out the combat zones in the Congo offers a great opportunity for you to really sharpen up your reflexes - which is good for your general health - by (hopefully) learning how to successfully dodge AK-47 rounds.
Also, on the cultural side the Congolese will introduce you to the delights of "Open Defecation" and anal sex (this is a privilege the Village Chief retains over all young female visiting his realm. (It might hurt a little at first because most Village Chiefs traditionally have a large WOODONGA (a symbol of potency). but after a few sessions having your bottom poked, you'll come to love it!!!
On the spiritual side, you'll get to meet the local witchdoctors and Ju-Ju men. For a bottle of rum or a half- dozen cowrie shells, or a few Yankee collars, they'll cast a cool hex,, curse or a magik spell for you, against someone back home who is, say, a real bitch who gives you lots of grief.
As for the most radical and thrilling experience in Congo, that would be the "Vedun" (aka Voodoos) ritual of human blood sacrifice. In this ceremony an individual (often a captured pygmy) who is to be sacrificed to the Voodoo "Gwa" (or spirits) is bound while a "Vedun" Priest or Priestess lead those gathered for the sacrifice through various traditional acts of worship. Ultimately, the person to be sacrificed has his throat cut and the blood that gushes out id caught in a bottle or jar and offered to the "Gwa". Not long after this the dead body is cooked (often roasted "Bar-B-Que" style) and then chef cuts up the dearly departed into choice pieces, such as breasts, thigh muscles, fingers (considered a delicacy, as are the female external genitalia, the buttocks (another popular choice, tender cut, and the roasted ass-hole;s, amongst other pieces. The asshole is like the cannibal's truffle, and like the French Truffle or a fine Vintage Burgundy, the well-cooked asshole is not merely something to be swallowed by youth who have no appreciation of its excellence. Rather, roast ass-holes are reserved for the delectation of those elder remembers of the tribe who have acquired a well-educated palate capable to doing justice to the exquisite tastes and palate tomes of the ass- hole.. The a.ss-hole is a delicacy - something to be slowly chewed and savored. (I was offered one myself on a trek through the Congo some years ago by a Vedun Priest but I had to decline as I had just had a " Steakburger -with-the-Works "for lunch at a Kinshasa cafe).
Cannibal meals are typically a buffet style affair where diners chose their own preferred cuts of cooked flesh and place them on disposable, white cardboard plates, along with a serve of tossed salad/greens and a dash of Western Ketchup ("Bar-B-Que" ketchup is the most popular.), For liquid refreshment, cold bottles of "Coke-Zero" are generally at hand, as well as a dozen or two cans of good local beer (lager) If you have been invited to a cannibal cook-up it would be a good idea to take a decent-sized pistol with you. This is because American gilds are regarded as good eating due to their tender, succent flesh. The Congolese believe they are "finger Lickin' Good" because they taste like roasted chicken. So, it's a good idea to play it safe and take a reliable, kick-ass pistol (maybe something like a COLT .177/45) with you in case any frisky cannibals try to seize you and lock you up a bamboo cage ready to cook for their next feast.
Finally, creature comforts are an important consideration for Americans travelling overseas. With regard to personal accommodation, you will find your mud hut extremely comfortable, you may find the odd giant python snake slither in at night, but they are harmless, and you will soon get used to them. Personal hygiene in the Congo is very convenient as it is customary to shit in your own mud hut (or elsewhere in the village) if you feel the urge, and them when you've passed your stool simply wipe your ass-hole with your fingers. Most Americans find this a refreshing change from the flush toilet and toilet - paper routine. As for dress the accent is on comfort You will be naked except for a grass shirt, so holidaying in the Congo is a great opportunity to "Free the Nipple" and let it all hang out, generally speaking.
Dachshund the Wonder Hound
DLM - DACHSHUND LIVES MATTER !!