A Chrisitmas Eve Story in Modern America.

'Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the garage,
Not a creature was stirring -
Not even the Dodge.
Now, the tires were hung from the ceiling, with care,
In hopes that St. Nickolas would fill them with air!
 
Jarod said:
Never met the guy before...
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hey you know he's a gun toting Trump supporter who tried to kill you because you were on his sidewalk......I'm sure he knew you were that low account trial lawyer who took dual citizenship in Italy because Trump might get elected and you needed a bolt hole......we know you better than he does and we all thought you were robbing him too.......
 
Jarod said:
Thank U for doing a very good job of illustrating my point, while my story was true, you have just illustrated that even if it hadn't been you taught your type of people exist .
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Good lord Jarod; do you ever take a "stupid" time out?
 
PostmodernProphet said:
hey you know he's a gun toting Trump supporter who tried to kill you because you were on his sidewalk......I'm sure he knew you were that low account trial lawyer who took dual citizenship in Italy because Trump might get elected and you needed a bolt hole......we know you better than he does and we all thought you were robbing him too.......
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He's not bright enough to spot the inconsistency of his blithering bullshit.
 
Jarod, your neighbor is an asshole as are all the immoral pricks here who doubt your word or defend such scum.

Your takeaway from this experience should be; religion and morality are in no way connected or even loosely associated with one another...

Merry Christmas, from an atheist...
 
Jarod said:
The angel said to them, Do not be afraid...


In my neighborhood there is a tradition where on Christmas Eve we line the streets with candles in bags. It is pretty and makes for a nice effect.

Usually one neighbor takes on the task of buying all the bags and candles and distributing them around their street. They usually include an envelope so that you can put five bucks in and mail it back to defray the costs.

This year, the bags came with a very nice Christmas card reciting Luke 2: 10-21.

"The angle said to them,
"Do not be afraid;
for behold, I proclaim to you
good news of great joy
that will be
for all the people.
For today in the city of David
a savior has been born
for you who is Messiah and Lord."

This particular neighbor hoists a HUGE cross in his from his front yard at Easter, and a huge manger scene in December.

This morning I walked over to his house with the envilope filled with $5. I rang his doorbell and nobody answered. I placed the enviolope into his mailbox and began to walk down his driveway to the street. A large white BMW began to pull in from the street, it stopped, the driver looked at me, then the car lunged at me. I had to jump out of the way into the bushes. I looked around and the man with an angry look on his face rolled down his window, I explained that I just deposited $5 into his mailbox for the candles. I told him merry Christmas and walked home.

I was shocked, the man had tried to kill me.

I was wondering if maybe I was overreacting, maybe his foot had slipped or I just thought the BMW lunged at me.

About an hour later the doorbell rang and it was the man. He apologised for having "run at me" with his car, that he gets scared people might be trying to rob him. I accepted his apology and told him Merry Christmas.

I have been reflecting on this story...

I am sure this guy has a gun. If the political signs he posts in his lawn every election are any indication, Im willing to bet he plans on voting Trump.

He just sent me a card about not being afraid, but was willing to kill me over the perceved threat that I might have taken some of his material belongings on Christmas EVE...

Its a sad state of affairs for many Conservative White Christians this American Christmas Eve.
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No offense Jarod...but I would have run you over too. ;)
 
The Dude said:
You have a great imagination though Jarod
You have zero clue he is not a libtards.
Driving a nice bmw, is more likely college educated libtard
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No...just garden variety asshole.

When I was riding bike the folks I rode with used to rate the drivers that we feared the most by the cars they drove. Here are the 5 drivers most feared by cyclist.

#5. Rednecks in pickup trucks - YeeeeHaw!
#4. Teenagers driving anything - self explanatory
#3. Soccer moms in minivans - cause getting little precious to soccer practice is more important than your life.
#2. Conservative old men in luxury cars - Cause if you were a better human being you'd be driving a luxury car and not a bicycle. Their car is vastly more important than your life.

and the driver most feared by cyclist is;

#1. BMW divers. BMW's, they are built by Nazi's. The are driven by assholes. A coincidence? I think not.
 
I believe you, or, I believe YOU believe this happened to you. Along with physicists offering the theory of an infinite number of alternate universes, logic dictates that there should be beings that can travel between those universes. So little Neo, your appearance HAS been foretold to us by the matrix! Merry Christmas!(that's just something we say here on this plane of existence around this time of year.)

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