Yeah, I can't believe the brain-dead stupidity of suggesting that instead of a cop, you will be improving life for people in American communities by dispatching soppy, liberal/progressive, SOCIAL WORKERS to respond to 911 calls...
"Hello ? Hello ?, Emergency ? Can you please send help urgently ! There's a crazy man- a big, Black African - he's broken into my apartment and he's screaming at me, but I can't understand what he's saying. He looks like he's really spaced - out on drugs Oh God !! Now he's pulled out a giant hunting knife and he's waving it around in the air in front of me. I'm so frightened - can you please, please send help as fast as you can !! (Sob, Sob).
Yes, don't worry madam, I hear you. We'll be sending Ms Mary Poppins - one of our best transgender social workers around to you on her bicycle immediately (with her trained pet kitten, "Pussykins") to see if we can smooth things out with a bit of psychotherapeutic role-play, some Jasmine incense sticks, and a big dose of love and understanding.
No !! , No !! This man is a violent maniac, I think he's going to kill me - cut me up with his knif !. I needs some armed cops here fast! or I'll be dead meatt !! Can you hear me !! Can you hear me !!
Yes madam, but I'm afraid the county police force has been totally defunded, and as of last month the possession of firearms has been prohibited. But don't worry Ms Poppins will have the situation under control in a flash.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH !!!!! .... "Click
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