Limericks

[MAGA MAN]

Okay ...
I'll write a real one...
How's this;

A rape fan named Tom will harangue,
How he holidays down in Da Nang.
Then he shills for big oil,
And erupts like a boil,
On the arse of a slimy farang.

Poor Tom

you racist

 

[MAGA MAN]

My mission here has been accomplished then.

Just spent ten hours this weekend fighting traffic. All is forgotten, whatever it was you said.

 

[MAGA MAN]

No, I started one, realized how pathetic writing a limerick is and what a base and childish form of amusement it is, and decided to just insult Tom straight away.
I have written better limericks than you could ever imagine ... back when I was about 18...

No you didn't. Stop lying. You're just a douche.

 

[cancel2 2022]

No you didn't. Stop lying. You're just a douche.

A douche on steroids, he is an exceedingly creepy individual.

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