Nothing like seeing a cult right up front

The guy was interviewed after he was kicked out. That is just as funny.


KABAS: Did you stay for the rest of the event after that?
HOYLE: No, a few minutes later, the Secret Service came up and said they wanted to talk to me, and I said, about what? And they didn't identify themselves as Secret Service, and I'm the type of guy—I don't know who you are. Go away from me, dude. I got stuff to do here. So anyway, they said, can we talk to you for a minute? I said yeah, you're talking. Go right ahead. And the guy said, we want to talk over here. I said, well I don't want to go over there. And then the guy said, well, we do. I said, who's we? And they were all—you know, I'm not a small person. That video probably doesn't relay it, but I'm probably about 6’2”, 210 pounds. And I said, well, I don't want to go anywhere with you. Then the guy said he's with Secret Service, and I said, oh, is this about the concession stand? and he said, what'd you do at the concession stand? I said nothing, but it was closed super early and I'm starving. And uh, he didn't like that. And then they walked me out.
And then the gentleman [at the front door] who tried to weed me out on the way in the door by asking me some questions—I talked him out of keeping me out of the event just by talking in circles about heavy metal and about my shirt—well, that guy was walking in as I was walking out after I was ejected, and I said, “Hey man, you didn't vet me too well,” and I kept walking. So they may not have him do their security in the future.
 

Now that is funny
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