Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

Jade Dragon said:
Worldly devices stay put, and you won't find something of war, and killing beyond the gates. I'm amazed how many wannabes, are stuck so much on secular things.
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Especially guns, cars, money, etc.

Betcha Joel Osteen and Paula White are staying behind. lol
 
Cypress said:
Again??

We had a rightwinger on this forum who claimed the rapture was likely going to happen last September.

My plan is to hope that my Christian Orthodox baptism provides some cover, and simultaneously convert to Judaism, Islam, and Hinduism.....with the objective that all my bases will be covered!
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Hehheheheheh. My plan is to say: "Hey Deity Dude, hope you don't mind, but I'm staying behind here with the truly good folk, on this beautiful planet that you may or may not have created, if it's all the same to you. I still have work to do. Thanks, though! Baamaa pii! (see you later!)"
 
Sailor said:
You, as a Democrat, should be ecstatic about paying taxes. Hell, on top of what you are paying now, you should write another check just because. You know, put your money where your mouth is when it comes to taxes. Carry on.
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Whoosh!
 
Cypress said:
My plan is to hope that my Christian Orthodox baptism provides some cover, and simultaneously convert to Judaism, Islam, and Hinduism.....with the objective that all my bases will be covered!
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You don't need to convert. It's the Muslims and Jews who need to convert to Christianity.
 
ThatOwlWoman said:
Hehheheheheh. My plan is to say: "Hey Deity Dude, hope you don't mind, but I'm staying behind here with the truly good folk, on this beautiful planet that you may or may not have created, if it's all the same to you. I still have work to do. Thanks, though! Baamaa pii! (see you later!)"
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It is a good plan, Owl!

I just hope there is enough time left to atone for my sins...otherwise, I might be joining Dick Cheney and Donald Trump on the Highway to Hell!
 
Kacper said:
God works at the IRS. He wants to make sure you get your taxes filed first.
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you guys just don't get it.......the IRS won't even get to cash the checks....welcome to the first week of lib'rul hell.........

Part 2 of lib'rul hell- Mueller announces that he will release the findings of his investigation on April 25......
 
PostmodernProphet said:
you guys just don't get it.......the IRS won't even get to cash the checks....welcome to the first week of lib'rul hell.........

Part 2 of lib'rul hell- Mueller announces that he will release the findings of his investigation on April 25......
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Jesus wore a dress and hung out with dudes. Don't think conservatives will be the first raptured.
 
signalmankenneth said:
Christians and non-believers you have about 11 days to get your affairs in order, like accepting Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior for one? I'm hoping I can get into The Elysian Fields myself, if Lord Zeus deems me worthy?!!

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018...ure-is-coming-april-23-numerologist-says.html
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Seems likely, seeing that the antichrist is in the White House, with slavish support from much of the population. But read about Christ's judgment in Matthew 25. Nothing there about "accepting Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior".
 
hvilleherb said:
It's coming alright, but not necessarily on April 23.

When it does come, Jews and Muslims better be ready to convert to Christianity or face an eternity in Hell.
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Read Matthew 25 again. When we are judged, it will have nothing to do with Christianity as a belief system.
 
PostmodernProphet said:
atheism may be curable?......
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I doubt it, since we are all born atheists. It takes believers to scare the shit out of kids to get them to think like you do. Christians train children. Muslims do too. Lutherans do. Almost every religion figured out propagandizing children was a great way to maintain the religious institution. Child cruelty is so easy when you do it in the name of your faith.
 
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