PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
you sound like a universalist with all your misappropriation of scripture.......
Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
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Like what?
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
Facts are facts... Prophets were a bit like news analysts.. Observant and insightful.. Scripture was rewritten several times and added to .. The different stories of Israel and Judah were cobbled together under king Omri.
The Bible is far more interesting than just the myths and metaphors.
Translation: You never went to nor graduated from Notre Dame University there "little" man. Your fake screen name is as delusional as you. As I have already proven. Run along little man.
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
why did you ask me for examples of your misappropriation if you intended to hand them out like candy......
Read your Bible.. There were schools for prophets and the countryside was swarming with them.
True translation:
You lied, motherfucker. You can't find the post because it doesn't exist.
Lyin' Clod.
PLEASE, run to the bullets, Clod!
You can stop whining and flailing your little man limp wrists about Gomer. Put it to rest right now. Did you graduate with a degree from Notre Dame University? How hard is this for you?
You made the claim that I admitted I didn't. Haven't found that post, have you, Lyin' Clod? That's because it doesn't exist.
When you do, post it. Until then, you stand as a liar and should really shut the fuck up with your lie.
Your bizarre fixation on where I went to college is bordering on stalking.
PLEASE, run to the bullets, Lyin' Clod!
Once again. No answer. Just flailing around. Give it up you uneducated inbred fuck.
moon
Satire for Sanity
The troll is obsessed with his own inaccurate evaluation of other members. He doesn't see it as trolling.
sailor;
It's an IQ thing.
In jumps the fake ass Palestinian. You just cannot this shit up.
Come now.. Palestinians have the highest rate pf PhDs in the world.
BodyDouble
New member
It might look like this in a few days...
Best. Painting. Ever.
This might be the first and probably the last time I will ever use the "Art" tag. So real quick, some dude that hates socialism and can work a brush recently pulled all of his art from the BYU bookstore after the bookstore took this painting off the shelves due to some hippy douchebags whining about the secularism of the Constitution or some shit. John McNaughton (the artist/real American) was all like "Fine, you motherfuckers don't think the Constitution was divinely inspired? I forbid you from buying my art! Ha!" Okay enough of that...let's get to the painting.
So I suppose this is the rapture we've all been hearing about for so long and it's taking place right in front of the Capitol and the Supreme Court! JC brought a bunch of dead people with him and then among the living, the ones he likes are on his right and the liberal scum on his left are I suppose about to be laid to waste. It looks like all the forefathers made the cut so that's good...even though you got guys like Jefferson, Franklin, and Payne in there who were basically atheists. Jefferson hated God so much that he made a bible omitting everything about God! I dont know what the fuck Honest Abe is doing there but he looks like Al Jolson, doesn't he? Apparently, Christa McAuliffe even made the cut (she looks good!).
The greatest part about this painting though is that you can go to the site and scroll over any part of the painting where McNaughton will provide for you a description of what each figure represents. For example, see the guy sitting to the Jewish Zombie's left on the top step with the glasses?
"College Professor - He tightly holds his Origin of Species book by Charles Darwin. This represents the liberal left's control of our education system. His smug expression describes the attitude of many of the education elite. There is no room for God in education. There is contempt for any other viewpoints. Humanism dominates the educational system of America and I believe that is wrong. Notice that he is the only one sitting at the top step. He tries to place himself on equal footing with God, but he is still nothing next to the intelligence of the Creator."
By the way, the BFF-looking chick on his right with the books is a school teacher. School teacher = good. College Professor = Bad. Also, you'll notice a dark figure to the left of the liberal professor...that's Satan. Yup...Satan even showed up to this theocratical orgy! So your assignment for today is to go to the site and learn as much as you can about this moment in history that hasn't happened yet because it's coming, baby! Oh, and after that, check out "The Forgotten Man." So great. Abe's fucking pissed!!!
Anyway, you can purchase a print for like 900 bucks so start saving. If this isn't hanging behind my bar in an ironic fashion by the end of the summer, I'm clearly not trying hard enough.
http://aofg.blogs.com/the_airing_of_grievances/2011/05/best-painting-ever.html
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
doesn't effect the fact that you misrepresent scripture........perhaps you didn't attend the right school......
Actually I attended some of the best schools in the US an Europe..
Do you really believe in the planet Niburu , numerology and the rapture? Revelation was originally a Jewish apocalyptic writing that was altered by presumably John of Patmos.. Apocalyptic writings were very popular for about 400 years from 300 BC until 100 AD.. Everyone had an apocalpyse.. and the were written to and for a bronze age people who understood the symbolism perfectly..
In the modern age you have charlatans trying to reinvent the letter to represent modern nations.