No, the congregation is listening to us.
Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says
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No, the congregation is listening to us.
Not to mention living proof of our cousins. If they just go look at a great ape any time, or a chimp.
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
actually the Bible says no one will know......so the minute someone names a date you know that a day when it is NOT happening.......
Soon doesn't have a number on it.
I wonder why God made so much shit when all he cares about are humans? Like, why is alpha centauri there?
And why does a fucking ape look so similar to a human, or other apes, but slightly different by gradients?
I mean its not like god talks to them and watches football and eats nachos with apes. Why are they even here?
I notice lots of bird have the same basic features, dont ya know... Why did Jebus need an oriole and a blue jay?
Why aren't there some totally different cool colors and sounds? WTF up wit dat. Can't he make more of them?
Why didn't the bible talk about our space ships and all the kick ass stuff we have now, like transformers? Couldn't he imagine us
doing that? Why did God plop all the Jews in Israel when he could have hooked up his chosen bros in Tahiti? I'd rather be
in Tahiti, wouldn't you? How come Jesus looks like a dude? He could have come like Yoda or a 15 foot adonis so we'd know.
Seems a bit coincidental. Think maybe he was just a delusional or a fraud? Hmmm
Apply your thinking caps Christians.
And why does a fucking ape look so similar to a human, or other apes, but slightly different by gradients?
I mean its not like god talks to them and watches football and eats nachos with apes. Why are they even here?
I notice lots of bird have the same basic features, dont ya know... Why did Jebus need an oriole and a blue jay?
Why aren't there some totally different cool colors and sounds? WTF up wit dat. Can't he make more of them?
Why didn't the bible talk about our space ships and all the kick ass stuff we have now, like transformers? Couldn't he imagine us
doing that? Why did God plop all the Jews in Israel when he could have hooked up his chosen bros in Tahiti? I'd rather be
in Tahiti, wouldn't you? How come Jesus looks like a dude? He could have come like Yoda or a 15 foot adonis so we'd know.
Seems a bit coincidental. Think maybe he was just a delusional or a fraud? Hmmm
Apply your thinking caps Christians.
I guess it raptured in some parallel universe amongst the multiverses according to superstring theory. We were spared, for now.
What is the difference between an extinction event and a rapture. Seems to be a matter of interpretation.
We will rapture ourselves with nukes or disease or god will rapture us with an asteroid.
Robbing a bank is a bad choice. Making money legal ways is a good choice. Either way it's a choice you can make and the results are based on the one which YOU choose just like the one that is part of this thread discussion.
Hey, just because God severed a racehorse head and put it in my bed doesn't mean he doesn't love me. I choose to love him back.
It shows a principle that you either don't want to understand, can't understand, or simply want to whine.
Mr.Badguy
Super lefty
I understand the principle very well. You have the choice of love me, or writhe in agony for all eternity. But hey I'm giving you the CHOICE! Aren't I an all loving creator? How sad of a creator to need that kind of forced validation. Good thing he's just a poorly written fictional character.
Im also not giving you these terms face to face, one to one, I’m doing through people who lived over two thousand years ago and had very strange ideas about the human condition and modern humans who aren’t different from any other human, so why not give me a very individual reading of the rules, especially since I receive an eternity of torture for a blip on the timeline, not even a blip. I must contest this contract.
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
why are you complaining.....its obvious which choice you made, so the threat of writhing in agony for eternity obviously didn't deter you......
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
you've already rejected the contract.......
God offers a better deal than Satan. And after all...we all have to serve SOMEbody, be it the devil or the Lord...no way around it.
Anyone who sells snake oil is a snake. That includes your entire religious apparatus.
The power of stupidity is amazing. How horrible of you people. Your religion is evil.
Lies that vast are not white lies. Liars from alpha to omega. Sadly there is no eternal reconing to
hold Christianity accountable. If there was actual justice, organized religion would be indicted and shut down
as a RICO scam. You know it and so does everyone.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16
Damn, you guys spend 48 pages talking about god and the rupture. It did not happen, so you just reload. Did not make you think you were being suckers, even though that is what it did? This is just another brick in the wall that separates men from myth and magic. Yet you guys have your eyes shut tightly.