ExpressLane
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The guy would have made it about 5 feet in Texas.
Five killed by bow and arrow in Norway
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He did the killings at night with a silent weapon, which helped him.
Matt Dillon
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Why would Norwegian crime be on my radar at all? I'm an American.
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You're an idiot as well, do you live in a cave?
Matt Dillon
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Sirthinksalot
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Sirthinksalot
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Or a Blackhawk helicopter.
Sirthinksalot
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It was huge worldwide news when it happened.
Zero and
the absolute lightest sentence possible ever.
I can't say why for..personal reasons. It was a hoot, though.
On the one hand there was the one thing that worked in my favor, and on the other, there was another thing to work in my favor.
And what I did wasn't exactly wrong. Nothing like a criminal would do.
I was very blessed that day.
Been that way my whole life. If you knew the 2 things it would amaze you by the sheer coincidence.
That judge wasn't mad at me.
Okay, I'm telling it.
For the 1st thing, my lawyer was one of the best from the judge's hometown (instant winner!), and for another, I had the prosecuting attorney's dad standing next to me.
Once my lawyer got up there and started talking, it was over, and then the DA's dad had to speak up, too.
Hoo! That was a good lawyer. And the DA's dad did real good by me, too.
What were you accused of doing?
Matt Dillon
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Grand theft.
And you were not sentenced to time or anything? What was it you were accused of stealing?
Matt Dillon
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Something I already had when they kept my $880. The proper way to have done things is put liens on their business, but I was young and hotheaded.
They stole from me. Somehow how I squared it with the customer that was supposed to get the product as well.
So they weren't out anything.
Did I mention my lawyer practiced in the judge's hometown and I had the DA's dad with me?
^That goes a long ways. The DA didn't even show. Sent deputies.
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Predictable, you must be so glad to be on the same mental level as Guano.
Matt Dillon
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guno's not retarded.
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Lol, that's just priceless!!
Something I already had when they kept my $880. The proper way to have done things is put liens on their business, but I was young and hotheaded.
They stole from me. Somehow how I squared it with the customer that was supposed to get the product as well.
So they weren't out anything.
Did I mention my lawyer practiced in the judge's hometown and I had the DA's dad with me?
^That goes a long ways. The DA didn't even show. Sent deputies.
Fortune walked with you, for sure.
Why not kill Hannibal Lecter? Same reason.
Matt Dillon
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I do not understand that reason.