Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

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signalmankenneth

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Christians and non-believers you have about 11 days to get your affairs in order, like accepting Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior for one? I'm hoping I can get into The Elysian Fields myself, if Lord Zeus deems me worthy?!!

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It's coming alright, but not necessarily on April 23.

When it does come, Jews and Muslims better be ready to convert to Christianity or face an eternity in Hell.
 
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hvilleherb said:
It's coming alright, but not necessarily on April 23.

When it does come, Jews and Muslims better be ready to convert to Christianity or face an eternity in Hell.
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You right-wing Republicans think you got it made.Think again.
"Many come in my name,but they aren't mine".
 
We need to open up more mental institutions in America

Too many biblethumpers, not enough mental institutions
 
I'm an atheist and even I know the Bible says no one will know when it will happen. Because being purposefully vague is super convenient when you try to convince people of something as nutty as the rapture.
 
Mr.Badguy said:
I'm an atheist and even I know the Bible says no one will know when it will happen. Because being purposefully vague is super convenient when you try to convince people of something as nutty as the rapture.
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You'll be on bended knee along with the rest of humanity as well. You'll have to beg harder than most.
 
hvilleherb said:
It's coming alright, but not necessarily on April 23.

When it does come, Jews and Muslims better be ready to convert to Christianity or face an eternity in Hell.
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Another out-of-his-skull JPP moral malingerer . Your ' god ' sounds like a bit of a sadist.

Still- as you are threatening everybody that doesn't accept such swill- the ' Rapture ' - in practical terms- will consist of Christian Zionists synchronizing their watches and orgasming simultaneously.
Not a wholesome spectacle
 
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BodyDouble said:
You'll be on bended knee along with the rest of humanity as well. You'll have to beg harder than most.
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It's really quite scary that you are loose amongst civilized society. Multiple gun-owner ?

Is the heavenly gun-rack inside or outside of the pearly gates ?
 
moon2012 said:
It's really quite scary that you are loose amongst civilized society. Multiple gun-owner ?

Is the heavenly gun-rack inside or outside of the pearly gates ?
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What a good point. What happens to all their beloved bang-bang sticks when they get sucked up into the sky? I can just hear the heavenly chorus of "NOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!" now.
 
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