Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

[kudzu]

'My vegetable love should grow
vaster than empires, and more slow.....
And you should, if you please, refuse
till the conversion of the Jews.'

At least Marvell just wanted to have it off with his Coy Mistress, and made a rather more attractive case!

I love that poem.....

 

[iolo]

I love that poem.....

Me too. Can recite it by heart on a good day!

 

[moon]

The Bible mentions nothing of a pre-tribulational "rapture".

You sure ? No " LET'S PARTY ! " anywhere in there ?

 

[moon]

End times scenarios are popular with most radicals too.. like Iran's Mullahs.. and are embraced literally by ignorant adherents..

' End times ' has been the motto on every religious hierarchy collection-plate since they discovered that poor folks scare easy.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

End times scenarios are popular with most radicals too.. like Iran's Mullahs.. and are embraced literally by ignorant adherents..

sorry.....I am not interested enough to discuss your ignorance.......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Your strawman- your call.

then my call is that your stupid statement was never intended to be satire.....

 

[PostmodernProphet]

which god are you referring to? the dead goyim god on two sticks?

awe, isn't that cute.....the cunt thinks its cool to insult my religion.....

 

[evince]

It's coming alright, but not necessarily on April 23.

When it does come, Jews and Muslims better be ready to convert to Christianity or face an eternity in Hell.

you are evil


if there is a god


he wont want you

 

[moon]

then my call is that your stupid statement was never intended to be satire.....

Well- you know best. I'm only the author.

Mutt.

 

[evince]

Apparently many are not prepared for Armageddon.

and god wont want you

 

[evince]

You'll be on bended knee along with the rest of humanity as well. You'll have to beg harder than most.

if hes real he wont want your evil soul

 

[moon]

Hey-- why doesn't ' god ' talk to us anymore ?

He used to be quite chatty.

 

[evince]

Imprison all the law breakers, first, then we'll talk.

what color do you want us to paint your cell?

 

[evince]

as if liberal utopia wasn't a total farce.

Jesus was a liberal

 

[Fentoine Lum]

you are evil


if there is a god


he wont want you

You're just a tad out of your jurisdiction don'tcha think?

 

[Fentoine Lum]

Jesus was a liberal

Jesus gets used like a $3 hooker in "conversations" like this.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Well- you know best. I'm only the author.

Mutt.

/shrugs.....there is no reason to expect you to suddenly start telling the truth........

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Hey-- why doesn't ' god ' talk to us anymore ?

He used to be quite chatty.

obviously because you stopped listening.....

 

[PostmodernProphet]

You're just a tad out of your jurisdiction don'tcha think?

she thinks Rana will loan her the keys to heaven.....

 

[evince]

lol......there won't be anyone around to care about my affairs you simple minded god-hater......nothing will have relevance after the end of your world.....

we don't hate god


we just don't believe in things there is no proof for


Do you believe in the great spaghetti monster?