Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

ThatOwlWoman said:
What a good point. What happens to all their beloved bang-bang sticks when they get sucked up into the sky? I can just hear the heavenly chorus of "NOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!" now.
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This rapture ready crowd don't even know where their belief comes from. Its very sad really.
 
PostmodernProphet said:
my affairs have been in order for decades.......if you have too I will see you somewhere on the 25th.....
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So you think that your 'affairs ' will still have relevance after the end of the world ?

That's arrogance of staggering proportions.

Who gets your muzzle-loader and bugle, out of interest ?
 
moon2012 said:
So you think that your 'affairs ' will still have relevance after the end of the world ?

That's arrogance of staggering proportions.

Who gets your muzzle-loader and bugle, out of interest ?
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lol......there won't be anyone around to care about my affairs you simple minded god-hater......nothing will have relevance after the end of your world.....
 
PostmodernProphet said:
lol......there won't be anyone around to care about my affairs you simple minded god-hater......nothing will have relevance after the end of your world.....
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That's what I just said, moron.

And 'hating' the non-existent is senseless. Compassion for those deceived is far better- provided they quit threatening everybody else.
 
PostmodernProphet said:
then why were you stupid enough to ask.......
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It's called satire.


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PostmodernProphet said:
lol......there won't be anyone around to care about my affairs you simple minded god-hater......nothing will have relevance after the end of your world.....
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End times scenarios are popular with most radicals too.. like Iran's Mullahs.. and are embraced literally by ignorant adherents..
 
Mr.Badguy said:
I'm an atheist and even I know the Bible says no one will know when it will happen. Because being purposefully vague is super convenient when you try to convince people of something as nutty as the rapture.
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The Bible mentions nothing of a pre-tribulational "rapture".
 
iolo said:
Duw, there's lovely! Loving your neighbour is it?
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That is the basis of Christian Zionism.. All Jews will (must) return to Palestine before Jesus can return.. 2/3rds will convert to Christianity and 1/3 will perish.. Its a horrible perversion of Christian beliefs.
 
Frank Apisa said:
Jesus H. Christ.

Really?
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Yes, really? Balfour was an avid Christian Zionist.

A young Baptist doctor lived next door to me and asked me to babysit so they could go to a prayer meeting and pray for the conversion of the Jews.. and that they would return to Palestine so Jesus could return.. I thought this was oddball.. Its not.. Its mainstream among Evangelicals and fundamentalists.
 
kudzu said:
Yes, really? Balfour was an avid Christian Zionist.

A young Baptist doctor lived next door to me and asked me to babysit so they could go to a prayer meeting and pray for the conversion of the Jews.. and that they would return to Palestine so Jesus could return.. I thought this was oddball.. Its not.. Its mainstream among Evangelicals and fundamentalists.
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The "really" was directed at the subject of the thread. Too early in the morning for this!
 
'My vegetable love should grow
vaster than empires, and more slow.....
And you should, if you please, refuse
till the conversion of the Jews.'

At least Marvell just wanted to have it off with his Coy Mistress, and made a rather more attractive case!
 
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