Iran War Watch

[Matt Dillon]

"Urgent It's the apocalypse The US Air Force destroys the largest ballistic missile depots in Azerbaijan northwest of Iran. It seems the beautiful B-2 is the one that struck the depots because they are mountainous areas Iran is finished. We demand the great President Donald Trump continue smashing the bones of these dwarf terrorists"

https://twitter.com/x/status/2079081419813363902

View: https://x.com/HamedMusher/status/2079081419813363902?s=20


Freedom Doritos are a-flyin'.

 

[Matt Dillon]

Do revel in the knowing that all the secondary explosions are all the IRGC's missiles and drones cooking off.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2079059751414214694

View: https://x.com/RealBababanaras/status/2079059751414214694?s=20

 

[Hawkeye10]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2079057785338429905

View: https://x.com/imetatronink/status/2079057785338429905

 

[Hawkeye10]

WAKEY WAKEY FUCKERS!

 

[Hawkeye10]

Stupid hurts in this particular universe.

 

[Matt Dillon]

"Global agencies: The #Iran regime is unable to withstand more than 5 weeks if the precision of the strikes continues at this pace. A very large escape of figures close to the regime to neighboring countries. Many Iranian leaders have fled to #Iraq while changing their names and requesting Iraqi citizenship."

https://twitter.com/x/status/2078989890998460882

View: https://x.com/The51USAnews/status/2078989890998460882?s=20

 

[Matt Dillon]

Stupid hurts in this particular universe.

We may have to put boots on the ground to help Iranians establish a new working government, bitchboi.
Persia is NOT like Iraq, it's very conducive to that.

 

[Hawkeye10]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2079000586813341918

View: https://x.com/NakedHedgie/status/2079000586813341918

 

[QP!]

That was 1 drone.
...

So when Trump told us that he had destroyed Irans weapons but also their ability to deliver any munitions what he was saying was "we got one of Iran's drones"?

They are going one by one and announcing success as they get each one??

Or was he lying?

 

[Jerry Mathers]

Even as this refuser of books is sure that he projects strength.

He does the opposite.

Bend Over.

your buildings are falling apart from exteriors made of pressed oatmeal and interiors reinforced with rubber rebar and plastic screws.

paper mache tiger.

fuck off, slant.

 

[Jerry Mathers]

Stupid hurts in this particular universe.

no it doesn't.

 

[Hawkeye10]

your building are falling apart from exteriors made of pressed oatmeal and interiors reinforced with rubber rebar and plastic screws.

paper mache tiger.

fuck off, slant.

Reality is a Cunt.

 

[Jerry Mathers]

Do revel in the knowing that all the secondary explosions are all the IRGC's missiles and drones cooking off.

https://twitter.com/x/status/2079059751414214694

View: https://x.com/RealBababanaras/status/2079059751414214694?s=20

lol.

China = Shit.

 

[Jerry Mathers]

Reality is a Cunt.

your world of whores and laudanum has made you unfamiliar with reality.

 

[Hawkeye10]

your world of whores and laudanum has made you unfamiliar with reality.

suuure.

 

[Jerry Mathers]

suuure.

booty bump some absinthe, freak.

 

[Hawkeye10]

Daily Iran News

@DailyIranNews


BREAKING: Iran has rejected a U.S.-backed 10-day Qatari ceasefire proposal, with senior Iranian analyst and close adviser to Iran's negotiating team Mohammad Marandi dismissing the offer with a blunt message: "Don't even think about it."The proposal reportedly called for a 10-day truce that would reopen two shipping lanes through the Strait of Hormuz. Marandi has previously said Iran has "no plans" to resume negotiations, citing a "fundamental lack of seriousness" from the Trump administration, while Iranian officials have repeatedly said talks will not resume until the threat against Iran has ended.

 

[Hawkeye10]

Buckle Up Fuckers......this is going to hurt.

 

[Hawkeye10]

Performance matters in this particular universe.

 

[Hawkeye10]

OOPS!!!!!!!